INSURANCE AGENT SOLD SAVINGS PLAN TO HIS WHOLE PLATOON DURING RESERVIST, BOUGHT ROLEX
GUY WAITED WHOLE LIFE TO LOSE HIS “V”, BUT FEELS SIAN BECAUSE GF NEHNEHPOK SMALL
JOBLESS UNI GRAD CAN’T FIND A JOB, GETS A $2.5K JOB OFFER BUT REJECTS IT BECAUSE TOO LOW
WIFE TOLD HUSBAND IF HE DON’T WANT CHILD THEN NO “PIAK PIAK”
WOMAN WATCHES COUPLE WHO ARE FANS OF ANIME, SAYS “EVEN NERDS CAN FIND LOVE”
GUY CHEATED ON GF, NOW MISTRESS PREGNANT AND EXPECTING TWINS
JB WOMAN WANTS A S’PORE MAN, SAYS M’SIAN MEN ARE LAZY & GOT NO AMBITION
MAN LOST $30K MARRYING VIETBU HE MET AT DISCO, SEES HER “TRUE COLORS” AFTER MARRIAGE
WOMAN’S PARENTS DON’T LET HER STAY OUT LATE, PIAK WITH BF ALSO NEED TO STARE AT CLOCK
DELUSIONAL FRIEND STALKS CASHIER, THINKS SHE LIKES HIM CAUSE SHE SMILE