BF LIMITS GF’S USE OF TV TO ‘SAVE ELECTRICITY”, BUT PLAYS GAME ON IT FOR HOURS
MAN’S SIAMBU GF TELLS HIM TO GIVE UP HIS LIFE IN S’PORE & LIVE WITH HER IN HER KAMPUNG
KAYPOH GUY NOT HAPPY OTHER PEOPLE NEVER SERVE NS, COMPLAINS TO MINDEF
MAN EARNS $11K/MONTH BUT STILL KPKB THAT HE’S “BROKE”, NOT ENOUGH TO BUY LANDED HOME
WOMAN TELLS S’PORE MAN, “YOU ONLY 5/10, STILL WANT A WOMAN THAT IS 8/10, STOP DREAMING”
S’PORE MAN ASKS WOMEN DON’T BE PICKY, “LIMPEH GOT MONEY, CAN FIND YOUNGER, BETTER GIRLS”
GIRL FARTED ON GUY’S KUKUBIRD SO HARD THAT HE “SHOOT” INSIDE
MAN HIRES PROSTITUTE JUST TO WATCH HER SLEEP, NO PIAK PIAK NO POK POK, JUST CHAT
PARENTS INSTALL TRACKING APP ON GIRL’S PHONE, DON’T ALLOW HER TO TURN IT OFF
GUY’S SISTER SLEPT WITH HIS FRIEND, BUT PARENTS ANGRY WITH HIM INSTEAD
