MAN SAYS THAT AS YOU GROW OLDER, YOU LOSE FRIENDS UNTIL 1 DAY NO ONE LEFT TO TALK TO
WOMAN EVERY MORNING MUST “WWE” WITH OTHERS IN MRT, AUNTIE RUN TO SEAT, SHOUT “MINE MINE MINE!”
S’PORE PROPERTY AGENCY BOSS FLEXES HIS $40K AUDEMARS PIGUET WATCH & $10K CHAIN
2 S’POREANS ARRESTED FOR MURDER OF MAN OUTSIDE JB NIGHTCLUB, STABBED 9X TO DEATH
DOCTOR FEELS THAT LIFE IS UNFAIR AS HE IS ONLY 170CM AND ENVIES OTHERS
NOVENA MRT STATION SHUT DOWN FOR 2 HRS DUE TO WHITE SMOKE FROM AIR UNIT, SMRT: “SORRY”
MAN WHACK GF UNTIL JIALAT ON THE ROAD, WHACK UNTIL SHE K.O ON THE GROUND, NOT MOVING
GUY FED UP WITH FRIENDS USING THEIR PHONES WHEN THEY GO OUT
BF NO MONEY STILL WANT CHANGE TO AUDI AND ASKED GF FOR MONEY
MAN CAN’T QUIT THAI DISCO EVEN AFTER 2 YEARS WITHOUT SIAM DIU
