MAN DRANK JOLLY SHANDY BECAUSE HE NEEDED ALCOHOL FOR COURAGE TO CONFESS TO GIRL
MAN WORKS FOR FRIEND WITHOUT ANY EMPLOYEE BENEFITS YET KEEPS GETTING SALARY DELAYED
PORSCHE CRASHED AND FLIPPED ON ITS SIDE @ BUGIS, DRIVER NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
GIRL SAYS HER UNDERWEAR ALWAYS WET, REALISES SHE ‘LEAKS’ WHEN SHE YAWNS
ELDERLY MAN ASK ME IF HIS PHONE IS SPOILT, BECAUSE HIS CHILDREN DON’T CALL HIM
MAN SAYS “TRUE LOVE ONLY HAPPENS ONCE OR TWICE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFETIME”
GIRL SAYS SHE ONLY DATES GUYS WHO CAN SING WELL, MONEY SHE HAVE NO PROBLEM
JOHOR HOSTESS BEGS S’PORE MAN TO RESCUE HER SINGLE MOM LIFE FROM NIGHTLIFE
MAN GET TRAUMA FROM EACH RELATIONSHIP, AND TAKES YEARS TO GET OVER
LOCAL MAN TOLD TO SHOW PASSPORT FOR INTERVIEW, INTERVIEWER ACCUSE HE IS A ILLEGAL WORKER
