MAN UNSURE HOW TO TELL GF ABOUT HER BODY ODOUR, SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED
INTERVIEWEE SAYS: I AM AN ELITE LOCAL UNI GRAD, NOT CHEAP PRIVATE SCHOOLS
MAN KEEP INSIST THAT HE’S BIG BONES AND NOT FAT BUT EATS FAST FOOD EVERYDAY
MAN TRIES BODY HAIR REMOVAL CREAM ON HEAD TO SAVE MONEY, ENDS UP BECOMING BALD
FRESH GRAD TOO FREE, NO WORK ASSIGNED SO COMPLAIN TO HR STRAIGHT
MAN DISCOVERS HIS OFFICE NO CHIOBU ON FIRST DAY OF WORK, NO MORE ‘OL’ DREAMS
HR SAYS SPOREAN ALWAYS COMPLAIN CAN’T FIND JOB, BUT USUALLY IS BECAUSE THEY’RE PICKY
WIFE COOKED TO CELEBRATE HUSBAND’S JOB PROMOTION, HE CALLS HER “ANNOYING” & THROWS IT AWAY
GF TRIES HER BEST TO SEDUCE BF BUT HE CAN’T BE TURNED ON, SPOIL ALREADY
GUY ATTRACTED TO WOMAN WHO’S 14 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM – “I WISH SHE WAS MY MUM”
