WOMAN DEPRESSED BECAUSE HER ‘NEH NEH’ ARE LIKE GRAPES, HER FRIENDS ALL MIN ORANGES
MAN DREAM OF HIS ENCIK CALLING FOR ‘STANDBY UNIVERSE’, WAKE UP CRYING
EMPLOYEE KENA PLAYED OUT, PAID $30 FOR TAKING & EDITING 600 PHOTOS FOR COMPANY
WIFE SICK OF BEING STAY-HOME MUM, HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER BABY AND HUSBAND ALL THE TIME
GIRL SAYS SHE ARGUE WITH HER BF UNTIL SHE GOES OUT AND TASTE NEW ‘BANANA’ OUTSIDE
WOMAN SAYS SHE AVOIDED SLEEPING WITH MEN BECAUSE HER DOWN THERE LOOK LIKE ROAST BEEF
HUSBAND YELLED AT WIFE FOR NOT HELPING HIM PCC IN HOSPITAL TO MAKE HIM “FEEL BETTER”
GUY SKIPS WORK WHENEVER HE OVERSLEEPS OR MISSES HIS ALARM DESPITE STRUGGLING FINANCIALLY
WEIRD MAN AT CHINATOWN TOLD ME TO BUY HIS ‘MAGIC PERFUME’ TO ATTRACT WOMEN
MAN’S WIFE SUDDENLY BECOMES GOOD IN BED WHILE HE WAS WORKING OVERSEAS