MAN SAY BE AH BENG BETTER, FRIEND DRIVES SCIROCCO & GOT CHIO GF HE HAVE NOTHING
MAN SAYS GIRLS HE DATE ALL MIN ‘C CUP’, SMALLER THAN THAT HE CANNOT
MAN POOPED IN HIS PANTS AT WORK DURING MEETING, LEFT & NEVER CAME BACK, NOW JOBLESS
MAN CAN’T TAHAN BIKERS MAKING NOISE EVERY NIGHT, WANT GO DOWN HANTAM THEM ALREADY
GUY GOT RETRENCHED & LEFT WITH $3 IN BANK, RENT DUE IN 3 DAYS & DESPERATE FOR ANY JOBS
MAN UPSET COLLEAGUES GO EAT WITHOUT HIM, FIGHT LIKE THEY ARE IN KINDERGARTEN
ANG MOH ASK IF S’PORE MEN ASK WOMEN OUT, COLLEAGUES TOLD HIM HE’S WEIRD FOR DOING IT
YP ASK MUM HOW COME ALL THESE UNCLES MAKING ‘WEIRD’ NOISES, REFERING TO THEM SPEAKING DIALECT
GIRL GOT FIRED FOR DROPPING ICE CREAM ON THE FLOOR – “OUR ICE CREAM IS TOO EXPENSIVE!”
LUCKIEST MAN IN S’PORE, GF AGREES TO SHARE BF WITH HER FRIEND
