MAN THOUGHT HE SOLD HIS CAR AT THE HIGHEST PRICE BUT KENA ‘CHOP’ LIKE CARROT HEAD
COUPLE FORCED TO GET MARRIED BY PARENTS, HUSBAND STRANGLES & PUNCHES WIFE
PROPERTY AGENT SAID HER FEES CAN PAY BY INSTALLMENT, LATER BACKS OUT & WANTS FULL PAYMENT
MAN PLANTS GPS IN WIFE’S CAR AND FOUND HER REGULARLY STOPPING AT A HOTEL
WOMAN DIVORCED AFTER CHECKING HUSBAND’S CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS
GUY DOWNS HALF A BOTTLE OF MARTELL TO IMPRESS CRUSH, 30 MIN LATER ‘MERLION’
MAN SAID “THE DEFINITION OF FAT IS WHEN A WOMAN’S ARM IS THICKER THAN HIS LEGS”
GUY MISSES FIRST CLASS FLIGHT BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO GO TOILET
MAN ASKING IF HE SHOULD STILL GO FOR ‘LOOKS’, GET PRETTY VASE INSIDE FILLED WITH ‘POOP’
GIRL WANTS TO REPORT HER MICROMANAGER TO BIG BOSS, AFRAID OF BACKLASH
