PEOPLE WHO RELY ON BOGUS AMULETS AND “MAGIC” SUPERSTITION ARE “LOW IN IQ”
STAFF SENT HOME TO CHANGE CAUSE BOSS DON’T LIKE HIS CLOTHES, RETURNED WITH 2-WEEK NOTICE
COUPLE “EXERCISING” ON THE BED, BF TOO SIAO ON UNTIL “HELMET” STUCK INSIDE GF
BF WATCHES VIDEOS OF GIRLS WITH BIG NEH NEH, GF UPSET CAUSE THEY DON’T LOOK LIKE HER
GIRL SAYS SHE MAKE 6-FIGURE, NO NEED A BF ONLY NEEDS A DUCK
GUY SAYS S’PORE TOO EXPENSIVE & WORK CULTURE TOO XIONG, BUT WHY NOBODY EMIGRATE
MAN THINKING IF HE SHOULD GET A MERC AS HIS FIRST CAR, CURRENTLY BICYCLE MAN
FRIEND NO CONTACT FOR YEARS, SUDDENLY CALLS AND ASK ME TO BE HIS BEST MAN
WIFE DEMANDS LV BAG WORTH 3 MONTHS OF HUSBAND’S SALARY FROM HIM, SAYS IT’S AN “INVESTMENT”
MY MICRO-MANAGING BOSS, EVEN COUNTS HOW MANY SECONDS WE GO TO THE TOILET
