There’s this guy from my clique, for anonymity purposes, lets call him B.

B loves to show off a lot and it can be about anything, whether big or small and this has been ongoing for as long as our clique has been around (we are actually friends from army).

During Army, he would talk big and show off to us about how he can make the commanders listen to him and not give us such a hard time.

We all know most of the times he only talks without any action, but we just let him be and accept him for his ways.

Claimed he recently bought a Lexus

In one of our recent meetups, he drove a Lexus over.

When he saw that we were looking at his Lexus, he started blabbering about how much he bought it for and how good the car is.

He also claimed that he paid full cash for the Lexus which he was driving and said that not many people can do it like him.

When probed for more details about the Lexus, we started to realised that he could not answer some of the details and began to contradict himself.

One of the guys from the clique then asked him if he rented the Lexus from company XXX to which B looked dumbfounded.

Turns out that B rented the Lexus from that particular company and the guy happened to be working in that company and had drove the Lexus before recently.

B then started to change the story that he was initially renting but would be buying it soon.

After that incident, we have never really seen B around anymore and the Lexus is at the rental company which our friend was working in.

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I once had a girlfriend of about four years during my University days and she was one of the most ‘open minded’ person that I know and we had a very fun relationship.

Let me share the story why.

She had a group mate in the second year of our university life who became quite close with her as they spent a lot of time doing work and going out together.

This friend of hers was ‘hot stuff’ and someone that I am sure if any guy sees will surely take an interest.

One day when they went for drinks together, my girlfriend asked me to come along as she wanted to introduce me to this friend of hers.

I had only seen her pictures on instagram and once or twice in real life before that and had no prior interaction with her.

I went along to their gathering and after a few drinks in and we were all high, her friend went to the toilet.

While she was away, I made out with my girlfriend and in my drunken state that her friend is hot and cheekily asked if we could all three go back to my house together.

I thought that my girlfriend would get angry but to my surprise she said that it would be fun and she had always ‘dreamt’ of the three of us ‘playing’ together in bed.

When her hot friend came back, my girlfriend went to propose the idea to her to which she agreed to it as long as we did not mind saying that she had not ‘done it’ for quite a while also.

We then quickly paid for the bill and left for my place.

What happened in my bedroom that night went on a few more times in the remaining term of my relationship with my girlfriend.

My girlfriend’s hot friend is now my wife.

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I was at a family dinner one day when my brother and his girlfriend told us about their intention to go to Bali for a holiday as they had to clear their annual leave.

Me being the joker in our family then casually asked them if they had heard of the ‘break up’ curse before, a superstition which many netizens are discussing about online which says that unmarried couples should avoid going to Bali as there is apparently a ‘curse’ which would make unmarried couples break up.

If you guys don’t believe me, you can go google about it.

Both of them then told me that all these are just a myth that is going on and there is no scientific evidence to support it.

They said that their friends have also told them about this ‘curse’ and many had advised them not to go.

However, they insisted and also said that they will go ahead just to prove that all these are not true.

Went to Bali, broke up within two months of coming back

So they went, on a 6 days trip to Bali.

However, things started to change when they came back.

My brother was mostly at home in his room on his phone while his girlfriend did not come around as often.

Even when she came over to our place, she would leave within an hour or so and would often at times be heard arguing with one another.

Every time she left, she would also be seen wiping tears away from her eyes.

We all could see that she grown more distant and after about two months, my brother announced to my family that they have ended their relationship for undisclosed reasons.

So what do you guys think of the Bali ‘break up’ curse?

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I was approached by a close female colleague of mine for a loan recently and it caught me by surprise as she was one of the few people whom I know that are financially quite stable.

I then asked her the reason as to why she wanted to take a loan from me and she gave me a reason which I do not know whether to pity her or laugh at her.

Face a lot of rejection because of her ‘nei nei pok’

She shared with me that it all started from her teen years where she was often ridiculed by her peers and classmates for having a very small to ‘non existent’ chest.

She was often rejected by guys due to that very particular reason as they would say that she has no ‘appeal’ because of her size.

I tried consoling her by telling her that her size is alright and there are many women with smaller sizes as compared to her and she told me that it was because a few years back took a loan to up her size to a B because she had enough of facing all these rejection.

She added that she was already used to having a small chest and did not want to face unnecessary back pain which is why she only did up to a B.

Recently met boyfriend but he wants more from her

She also shared that her current boyfriend was not satisfied with her size as most of his exes were C and above and he had not tried a Double D before.

Knowing that it is rare to find a Double D in Singapore, he asked her to consider ‘upsizing’ to Double D which would in turn spice up their ‘couple life’.

Wanting to keep her boyfriend happy and not wanting to be rejected anymore, she agreed to his request.

However, as fees for surgery are on the rise as well, she have no choice but to take a loan to do it.

She also told me that she had no choice but to approach me for a loan because I am the only one that she can speak to about the real issue she is facing.

She tried asking others for a loan before but when asked for the reason, she was not comfortable to tell them the reasons for the loan.

Should I loan her the money?

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I have a friend who is handsome, young (only 19 years old) and can speak very well.

He is what many girls will label as ‘OPPA’, and even aunties will agree that he is an “auntie killer”.

Every time I walk with him, there will be a lot of females that will turn their heads to take a second look at him and it is quite obvious that they are talking about his looks.

Even though he is young and handsome, deep down inside his heart, there lies a dirty little secret that only he and his very close circle of 2-3 friends including myself knows.

Befriended 60 year old auntie and slept with her

There is a wet market near where we live which we always frequent for our meals and sometimes to buy stuff for our respective mums.

Every time we go to the fishmonger at the wet market, the fishmonger auntie will always try to flirt a little with him and even give him a few fishes for free at times.

It is quite obvious that the auntie likes him as it is only him that always gets freebies from her and not me or anyone else.

The auntie has been at the market for 10 over years and is around 60 years of age.

One day, my friend told me that he went to pack his lunch and saw the auntie drinking alone at the coffeeshop nearby.

The auntie asked my friend to join her for a few drinks as she quarreled with her husband.

My friend was reluctant but agreed anywhere since she was always nice to him.

One drink after another and soon he said the auntie started stroking him on his thighs and asked if he would like to go home with her for something more thrilling and even said that her husband is not at home.

She even told him that she will give him $500 for his company.

My friend agreed to it even though he was feeling guilty, as he needed money to overseas at the end of the year.

They proceeded to her place and he said that they did the deed a few times.

He added that while he could understand that the cash that the auntie gave him has the ‘fishy’ smell due to the fact that she works as a fishmonger, something which he could not take it was that her ‘cat’ smells the same.

He also said that the auntie is willing ‘keep’ him and will give him an allowance every month if he agrees to it.

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