I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my butt.

I am male if it matters. I’ve always been into putting things in my butt I don’t know why, I’m not homo or anything I just like how it feels.

Well I got drunk last night and decided to play and I hadn’t gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought “why not?”

I’ve put action figures up there before because they feel different and it’s funny.

I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and started sliding him in. “To infinity and beyond!” I moaned as Buzz entered me.

The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he’s stuck in there and I can’t get him out.

I know I need to go to the hospital but honestly I’m scared and ashamed. I’ve managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she’s getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong.

I’m going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.

Hi wife, I am sorry for making poor financial decisions but…

Last year I met a couple who are both car fanatics like me. They both own and drive cars that I love, I was so jealous of that man. You are the love of my life but I can’t help myself but to fantasize about having a wife who understands and share a common interest with me. I felt so guilty for fantasizing about such a thing but I know I can at least get myself a car that I like, so I impulsively pulled the trigger and got that car.

I bought the used Civic because it was something that could make me happy. I was hesitant at first but I thought that it could be a win-win scenario since you get more opportunities to use the main car now that I have my own.

Sorry if it is not as comfortable as the Qashqai, I promise you that we can use back our old car when we go out together.

Here are what netizens think:

• Next time ask her first before buying behind her back.First time she say no, then you slowly introduce her to your hobbies. Bring her along lah… Make her enjoy it.Most wife will understand and support your hobbies as long as you are upfront about it and does not affect your other finances..2nd .. why you typing here. Go talk to her lah Sia

• Walaueh….You two have very serious marriage problem…If gotta publish your discussions in public. Maybe wanna publish your live piak piak show too, after patch up, so audience know is happy ending ?

• Bro you the man. Hope you can sleep on your bed next to her after your confession. Vtec is the best

• You know bedtime can do a lot of things , there can be restricted ones , happy ones , embarrassing one , next time just say out to your partner next to you before you go to sleep, you can save efforts posting here and no need to wait few days getting adequate responses from your spouse .

My bf is clearly not over his ex – what should I do.

I have been together with my bf for almost 2 years now and I don’t know if he truly loves me or just being together with me because I’m submissive and always puts him first.

At the start of the rs when I went to his house when he was still staying alone, I realized that there’s a family photo with his first love in it on his computer table. I kept quiet till few weeks into the rs when he suddenly compared me to his first ex infront his friends when we were drinking. That’s when I voiced out how uncomfortable I was with the picture at his house and with being compared. He removed it.

He follows her and her sis on Instagram, and likes almost every photo of hers. I told him I was uncomfortable with it but he carried on with it. Fast forward to last year, I realized that the both of them still wish each other happy new year and birthday. I confronted him on it.

We had a big argument and he almost broke up with me because I asked him to unfollow and not reply his ex. He told me “I cannot don’t reply someone when I’m in good terms with them but I can don’t text her happy birthday”. In the end we compromised with not having him unfollow her but just not like her photos, and if she texted him, he could let me know.

He did what he promised but I still found him liking her sister’s photos with his ex in it. What should I do?

Here are what netizens think:

• Move on girl. Life is short. Why make yourself miserable? When you reaches your mid 30s you will start to qn urself why you so stupid, dun give other guys a chance. Dun miss all the wonders waiting for you in the forest for a button mushroom.

• This is a toxic relationship. Your bf don’t respect you. Be brave enough to leave someone who don’t loves you wholeheartedly. Please love yourself, find a new hobby and start to spend more time with yourself.Relationship is not all, there’s other things you can achieve in life. Live your life to the fullest and do whatever you wanted to do. Go to a new cafe, go to attend classes or whatever it is.Please. Love. Yourself.

• How can you expect a man to value you when you do not even value yourself?If a man does that to me. I will not even have second thoughts. I will drop him cause I know I have options. Have some self love darling..You really need it.I always tell this to people..Always put yourself first and your man second. You know why?Self love is more important and it is prerequisite to self respect. If after all the things you have discovered, you still stayed, it means you do not love yourself enough. That is why he does not value you cause you just follow him.I am a dominant person so I gave this advice. Why? You are an individual, not a dog to follow a man.  Being too submissive means you have no individuality and your world revolves around him..That is not good. To have the time to check what he is liking is already low girl. Work on your goals and dreams.

• It seems like he chose himself over you. You are obviously insecure. You told him about it and he didn’t do much to make you feel better. The big question is why despite it being the bane issue in the current relationship, he still thinks it’s important to keep the friendship with the ex.You can’t change him. You can only change yourself. Either you change your mindset or change bf.

Friend came up to our front door to deliver something and husband thinks I’m cheating

Can i have your honest opinion?

So recently a male friend ordered something from me.

He was supposed to collect it under my block but because he was late and i was busy with kid stuff, I told him to come up to my unit instead and I passed him the items outside my front door.

Fyi, my house has CCTV and my helper and kid were both home with me.

When my husband found out that I passed the item at our front door, he was fuming mad and kept saying I brought a guy to the house and is cheating on him. To the point that he said he doesn’t trust me and our marriage anymore. Even though he clearly knows that my friend did not enter the house, but he insists that this is the start of something that is cheating.

It’s partially my fault for not informing my husband beforehand as I didn’t think it was that big a deal and felt it could wait till the next morning when he sends me to work to tell him.

From a men’s point of view, is this really a huge mistake that I made worthy of this kind of suspicion?

Here are what netizens think:

• Your husband’s actions and accusations made me feel that he is the one cheating outside and making use of this chance to point the finger at you instead…

• “Psychological projection is a really strange human behavior in which a person ascribes flaws to others that they deny possessing. As a result of this twisted reverse psychology, projection also happens to be a great indicator of cheating in a relationship.The most common and clear example of projection is with infidelity. The cheating partner may become suspicious of the non-cheating partner.”Plot twistYour husband may be guilty of cheating.

• No, it’s not…..It seems that your hubby simply took this opportunity to discredit you and the marriage.There is no reason for such drama if the guy didn’t enter your flat and the whole interaction lasted no more than 3 mins.The only reason I can think of isA: Your hubby have something to hideB: You have cheated before

• “Partially your fault”? Any person, male or female or otherwise as a friend of yours should be able to visit you at YOUR home at anytime without you having to inform anyone before hand or ask for permission or any such nonsense. Are you the live-in helper or are you the lady of the house? Please stand up to your husband’s unreasonable behavior and do not allow him to bully you.

I (23f) had the idea to video my fiancé (25m) and I having intercourse so when he was gone and I was in the mood I had something to watch so I could pleasure myself.

He was on board and wanted to do it pretty much right away. I wanted to wait until I was feeling good about myself (I suffer from LOW self esteem, that’ll become very clear) and I could have it set up nice and romantic.

So we end up doing it on an air mattress. It was actually really amazing and I forgot that we were recording it so I wasn’t paying attention to angles or what I was doing ON CAMERA.

Anyways I went back to rewatch it and was immediately filled with embarrassment and regret and shame.

I look like a bridge troll and he looks like every woman’s fantasy “lumberjack” guy. Every feature im self conscious about was blown up and to top it, I look like the most boring lay ever.

I thought I was moving my hips and being sexy, nope. Im just laying there while he does all the work like a princess.

I told him how I was feeling after watching it and he reassured that he loves me and thinks im beautiful but I can’t get it out of my head.

I’ve always been an insecure person and just recently got a shred of confidence but it was ripped away. My fiancé is SO much hotter than me.

Can anyone give me advice how to get over this? I deleted the video.