A man shared how he had a vivid dream about himself drowning, and how it felt so real.

But when he woke up, he saw his drunk friend peeing on his bed right beside his face.

Here is the story:

“You know how in dreams, the things that you dream about is sometimes influenced by the things happening around you.

Like if a leaking aircon was dripping onto you, you would dream that it’s raining or something like that.

I had a dream once where I dreamed that I was drowning and I couldn’t breathe.

it felt damn real and I really thought I was going to die, gasping for air.

But then I woke up and saw my friend peeing on my bed, right beside my pillow where my face is.

The whole room smelled like vomit, alcohol and urine, and I knew this guy was drunk.

We had drank the night before and I was the first to KO.

I think I was dreaming of myself drowning because of his urine hitting me on the bed, cb”

Editor’s note: Please throw away your mattress, or burn it.

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An Ah Long shared a story about how she got a boob job so as to attract more customers to borrow money.

Here is the story:

“To put it bluntly ah, I am a loanshark.

in my heyday we do a lot of business and we make a lot of money also.

But nowadays business bad ah, need to think of other ways to attract more customers.

I know that s*x sells so I went to get a boob job to upgrade from B cup to D cup.

Flirt flirt a bit here and there.

But it doesn’t seem to have made any difference, still nobody want to borrow money leh.”

Editor’s note: Can lend me $2?

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Here is the story:

What to do when u have an insensible younger brother?

Almost 30 years old already, still behave like a 13 years old. –

Fetching ard $4k monthly salary, he thinks that it is a lot… And tried to be arrogant. Pls lah, when u earn $40k monthly salary then come and flaunt..

Always blaming everyone except for himself. For example. Not good looking, blame parents’ genes. Exam failed, blame Govt.

Blame blame blame, really a shame! – Say wanna kill himself. He said that he is brave if he were to take his life. We are all cowards cos we dare not… insane, really! May I know what help to render him?

He doesn’t have many friends or rather no friends and is reluctant to get out of his shell to broaden his social circle.

What netizens say:

Netizen A: “4k now is still below median salary in Singapore. Tell him don’t act so big if he don’t pay most of the bills.“

Netizen B: “Come, i take his salary n become ur brother. Just kidding . He really needs help. Got a job already good. U cant help him all the time, hes a already a full grown pokemon. He needs to find hobbies, from there make friends and so on.”

Netizen C: It’s none of your business, did he do anything to hurt you? If not why should you be concerned? He can flaunt his $4k salary, instead of being a Debbie downer why not just affirm his positive energy, will that cost you anything other than to foster a positive fraternal bond?

He can blame the parents and governments, it is his right as ruled subjects that had and is being ruled by them.

Ultimately, you are not your brother’s keeper, and you are not responsible for him. Just cajole him a bit, try to smooth the relationship and live your own life.