A guy posted a photo of a prawn inside a cardboard box, saying that it’s his first time keeping a “fish” as a pet.
He placed a small bowl of rice and a little cup of cola inside for the prawn to eat and drink.
He then wonders why the prawn is not eating or drinking, or even moving.
So… who’s gonna tell him?
Images source: 葉宇澤 via 梗图交流社 Facebook
A netizen shared how his nerves (coupled with diarrhoea) got the better of him during his date with a girl.
The netizen, a man named Benny (names have been changed to protect his identity) was on a first date with a girl he met on Tinder.
They had lunch and finished watching a movie, and were at a bar having a few drinks when he felt the urge to fart.
At first he held his fart in, and continued conversating with his date, sharing little titbits and chatting to get to know each other.
He said that it was all going really well and they had a great time, so far.
And then he really had to fart and he couldn’t hold it in any longer, so he let it rip.
But then he felt a moist, wet sensation on his backside; worried, he excused himself and went to the toilet to check.
He had laosai-ed on himself.
He tried to clean himself up but the sh*t was all over his backside, it had gotten onto his jeans and his underwear was pretty much past tense by now.
He threw away his underwear and cleaned himself as much as he could but the smell of the sh*t was too strong.
He then returned to his table and told his date what happened, and he then left.
More than a few weeks later, Benny then updated on his situation with the girl; he said that they haven’t spoken at all since he left her at the bar to go home and clean his sh*t.
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A video emerged online showing a monkey hitching a ride inside the train. Netizens believed that the footage was filmed overseas.the incident purportedly happened in India
The cute little guy was seen climbing up and down the poles and strolling around the cabin.
The lil critter then took a seat beside a man and put its hand on his lap, as though it finally found a friend.
Image and video source: KW Wong on Facebook
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I woman talk about something money cannot buy and her story is a major turn for most man. She shares the importance of a man’s character over money.
I would like to share my story of why money is not what woman are looking for.
When I first met my husband, he was not attractive. He doesn’t sweet talk or brings me to nice places. I got together with me as I was eligible age to get married and I have nothing to complain about him. Previously, I dated many guys online who are sweet talkers, confident, a mind of their own, earn some money etc. But most of them end up 2 timing or 3,4,5 timing me. I didn’t know how much he earns, I just felt comfortable with him.
Naturally, we got together and got a BTO after 7 months of dating. After that, then he proposes to be at a car park and we moved in to live with his family. His career wasn’t that stable. At one time in time, he was merely earning $4k a year as a self-employed person. My career was good and at one point, I was earning 33 times what he earned. While staying with his family, we have many conflicts with his siblings. He never once sides with him or argues with me for them. His only soft spot is his mum, where he would just keep quiet when I complain at times. Although he earns 20% of what I earn now, he still pays every time we go out. I pay for big-ticket items like a house, car and holidays while he pays for everyday expenses. I felt love as I know he is not stingy or calculative with his money and spends everything he has on our family.
I graduated from NUS while he graduates from an overseas university. I never feel that he is stupid. In fact, I learn a lot from him as he watches a lot of documentaries and has lots of common sense. I may have better education from him, but he taught me many things about life. In fact, the boring guy he was 10 years ago, has turned into a sweet talker. He still praises me, give me confidence and hug and touch me at times. He also pays attention to me. Whenever I am in pain, I would scream and he will appear immediately. Although I paid for the car, he drives me around and fetches me wherever I go.
He would call me and pick me up without me asking. Sometimes, I would reject him as I feel is a waste of petrol and he would still insist. I may not be the ideal woman to marry.
I can’t cook well, I don’t take care of kids that well, I don’t clean well. But he never complains about me. He loves me the way I am. Sometimes I think what have I done to deserve such a good man like him.
Sometimes I will say he is almost perfect, if he earns more he will be perfect. I am still a money-minded woman. Money is still very important to me. It is ironic that my husband is not rich, but I love him the way he is as his character is more important than anything else. If you ask the younger me if I will date someone who earns lesser than me, I will say no.
But character is actually more important than how much he earns.
A video emerged online that will surely rile up the BTS fans.
Packagings from the popular BTS meals were seen being stomped on, crushed, discarded into the rubbish chute and burned.
Honestly though, I mean, it’s just used food wrappers, right?
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A video emerged online showing a lorry flipped on its side following an accident.
The windshield of the lorry was visibly shattered as a traffic light was seen knocked over.
It is unclear if the driver (or any passengers) are injured or not.
The accident happened at Kallang.
Image and video source: Singapore roads accident.com新加坡公路意外网页 Facebook
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An uncle was seen giving an unhinged speech on board a crowded MRT cabin.
We have literally no idea what he’s trying to say but from the remnants of the unintelligible speech, we were able to make out that he was talking about the world leaders.
He mentioned Russian president Putin, China president Xi Jin Ping, among others, saying that the world leaders are monkeying around.
He also mentioned something about the economy although we “catch no ball“.
Commuters were seen moving away from him as he walked around the cabin trying to get people to listen to him.
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A story was shared online about how a wife managed to went through 2 years of the messages and found that her husband was not only visiting “special” KTV but also went for the “massage”.
2 years ago, I found out my husband visited clubs with those skimpily dressed girls. He assured me that the girls just sit by the men to pour drinks, no-nonsense. Of cos, I wasn’t naive and I am sure they are free to touch those girls.
I forgave him anyway, as he said it was just for fun and knew his limits. I wasn’t going to call off my marriage because I have a young daughter, and the matter seems too trivial to make my daughter a single-parent family child.
I told him I’m liberal enough to understand sometimes when men go out together they need to go to such places to boost their ego but warned him to keep his limits. He promised no such places again. 2 years now, he’s been good, responsible and very hardworking, we live a comfortable life. Recently, I chanced upon an old chat while searching his phone for some info (he knew I was using his WhatsApp to search).
The chat read: A- I have a headache. Husband-then u shd join us for a massage later. This is the same day 2 yrs ago when he went out to the skimpy-dressed girls club. And I know this is a dirty massage place he is referring to, as 2 yrs ago I confronted him, he told me the guys proceeded to this massage parlour but he did not go. So now, obviously, this old chat meant that HE WENT?
Cos he is asking his friend to join them at massage? What shd I do now?? I have forgiven him then, should I question him abt this now? Or just pretend I never knew? So we can be a happy family for my daughter?
According to the Ministry of Health (MOH), there were a total of 13 cases in the community and 3 unlinked cases.
The cases was detected through surveillance
In the MOH media release, a 29-year-old male Singaporean who is working as a delivery rider with Foodpanda had a fever on June 20 and went to see a doctor on the same day.
He was then isolated after his antigen rapid test(ART) results came back positive and his polymerase chain reaction(PCR) test was also positive on June 21.
A 33-year-old female Singapore Permanent Resident who works at Mount Elizabeth Novena Hospital. Her job role does not involved direct patient care and the last time she work was on June 17.
She started to have sore throat and runny nose on June 18
The ART result was negative for COVID-19 but her PCR test result came back positive for COVID-19 infection on 20 June. She was previously tested on June 7 but was tested negative. She received her first dose of COVID-19 vaccine on 13 January, and the second dose on 4 February.
The 38 year-old female Philippines national is a foreign domestic worker. She had a fever and sorethroat on 18 June and went to see the doctor 2 days later (June 20),
She was immediately isolated when her ART result came back positive. Her PCR test result also came back positive for COVID-19 infection on June 20.
According to the Ministry of Health, a 44-year-old permanent resident died of complications from Covid-19 on Sunday.
MOH said that: “He had not been vaccinated against Covid-19, and had a history of diabetes mellitus,”
The man was confirmed to be infected with Covid-19 on the May 26 a day after he was admitted to Alexandra Hospital.
This is the 2nd death case that is reported in the month, previously a 86-year-old woman was died on June 7.
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