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GUY SAY HE IS YOUR “RESIDENTIAL AH BENG”, SAY GANGSTERS ALSO WILL EMO

A video emerged online showing an Ah Beng introducing himself as “your residential Ah Beng”.

He shared his vocabulary, which includes the words: “CHIBAI, CHABOR, LAMPA, LANJIAO.”

He then said that when he sits, he puts his leg up because “the higher the knee, the closer to god.”

He then said that as a gangster, he also will feel emo one.

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Image and video source: @cayydences on TikTok

MAN WEAR SUPER TIGHT SHORTS, “RIDE” UMBRELLA TO PRACTICE FOR QUIDDITCH

A video emerged online showing a man wearing super tight shorts and putting an umbrella in between his legs.

He was seen “riding” the umbrella as though a witch was riding a broomstick.

He was then seen tiptoeing on the spot and turning around in circles like a ballerina.

The video was believed to have been taken overseas.

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Source: @robinhoot.sg on IG

YPS FLASHING ALL KINDS OF GANG SIGNS, ALMOST SUMMONED HANTU

A photo emerged online showing a group of YPs gathering in a group of 6.

They were seen not wearing their masks as well and flashing all kinds of different gang signs to prove their allegiance to their gangs.

It is unclear who the YPs are.

Source: @singaporeviralsg on IG

MAN WATCHING “SOMETHING” INSIDE BUS, GRAB HIS OWN KUKUBIRD

A photo emerged online showing a man grabbing his own genitalia in public, stimulating his reproductive gland.

He was seen watching something on his phone on board a bus.

His hand was also seen inside his shorts, in full view of the other commuters.

17 Y.O GUY SAY HE GOT CRUSH ON 12 Y.O GIRL, SCARED SHE WILL REJECT HIM

A 17-year-old guy shared a confession about having a crush on a girl, who is only 12-year-old.

Here is the story:

“Hi keep me anon pls! TY!

So yah! I have actually been crushing on this girl for like 1 and a half years… I tried to confess it to her but I am scared that she will reject me bcoz I am older than her.

Like I am 17 yrs old and she is 12 yrs old….

I have been friends with girls of her age b4 but never ever got any feelings like this b4.

At times i want to stop crushing on her but i just cannot.

I have been wanting to meet her up for very long time but she was saying that she was studying for PSLE.

So I did not want to disturb her.

But it is clearly obv she is NOT avoiding me.

I did send her a msg saying that i like her then she was like i treat you like a brother only.

I am sorry. but i feel like she does have feelings for me….

ANY ADVICE PLS?”

Editor’s note: Advice? I’ll give you some advice dude, LEAVE THE KID ALONE. She’s 12-years-old for crying out loud.

Images source: Google Maps

MAN SAYS WIFE’S ‘OYSTER’ SMELLIER THAN SALTED FISH, WANT WEAR MASK AT HOME

Been married only this year and nv expected that I’d lose all interest in my missus after 3 months. She’s a keeper and virtuous and all, but has TWO hyper turn-offish things which I cannot tahan. One, her vagina really STINKS. Reminds me of the salty fish whenever I passed by the mkt with my mother long time ago. Its really bad thats why till now I’ve only initiated s*x twice.

Its really a mood killer though I think she’s not aware (or immune) and I dont have the heart to tell her. Yet.

Second, she FARTS real loud.

Its the fart-so-loud-you-can-hear-it-from-space loud. I swear I have never heard her fart so loud outside before when we were dating. We would be cuddling on the sofa watching tv and then she will let it out……..and yes, the smell is also heavenly

Yeah I know the first few months is all about discovering and adapting to each other’s living habits. What am I expected to do? Wear a N95 mask and ear plugs at home?

YP DASH ACROSS BUSY ROAD, ALMOST BRING FORWARD HIS OWN FUNERAL

A video emerged online showing a YP jaywalker dashing across a very busy road.

He was stopped dead in his tracks when a car almost ran him over.

Thankfully the driver jam braked right in front of the YP, who then deliberately walked slowly across the road after the close shave.

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Image and video source: @sharil_berlandier IG

GUY LOAN $5K FROM FRIEND IN CASH, GOT DRUNK & DROPPED THE MONEY

A netizen shared a story about how he took a loan of about $5k from his friend and then lost it that very same night.

Here is the story:

“I f**ked up and I don’t know what to do.

For personal reasons, I loaned about $5k in cash from my friend and he gave me the loan in cold, hard cash.

The money was inside an envelope and I thanked him for loaning me the money, nobody else would give me a loan and my bank loan requests were rejected because I was unemployed.

I then went out for drinks with another friend, with the money that I loaned inside my pocket.

We drank quite a lot and I blacked out.

I woke up the next morning beside a rubbish bin along the stretch at Prinsep, and my phone, wallet and keys were all missing.

I panicked and patted myself everywhere, trying to find the money that I loaned from my friend.

It was also missing.

I spent the whole day combing the entire stretch at Prinsep and can’t find the money, or my valuables.

I can’t even remember anything from the previous night because I was so drunk that I blacked out.

I am at a loss right now and I really don’t know what to do, I literally had the money that my friend loaned me for less than 12 hours and now I lost it.

I can’t remember where I dropped it.

I can only hope Singaporeans are kind enough to return the money should anyone be lucky enough to find it.

I really don’t know what to do now…”

Editor’s note: Bro, in the first place why would you go drinking with FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CASH with you? Should’ve deposited it into the ATM first chance you had man…

Images source: 刘薪阀 Facebook and Google Maps (Images used strictly for illustration purposes only and is in no way related to the reader’s post submission)

MAN ASK WIFE TO SELL HER BODY TO FEED HIS GAMBLING ADDICTION

A netizen shared a story about how her husband asked her to sell her body because he was heavily in debt and needed money to pay back his loans, as well and continuing to gamble.

Here is the story:

“I have been married to my husband for 4 years.

Even before we got married, he always had a gambling problem, but it wasn’t so bad at first.

He slowly went from small bets of about $1/$2 to hundreds of dollars per bet.

It got to a point where he took loans from everybody he knew.

He loaned about $10k from his father, then when he lost all the money, he took another loan of about $5k from his mother, lying to her that it was to pay his business loans.

HE DOESN’T EVEN RUN A BUSINESS.

He then lost the entirety of the loan on gambling.

He then went to his friends for loans, taking out a loan of a few thousand here and a loan of a few thousand there.

Same thing, he lost all the money that he loaned from his friends.

Now everyone is avoiding him like the plague.

Recently he had this idea of asking me to sell my body to raise money for him to pay off the money that he loaned.

He even posted my photos on classifieds online promoting me, offering sexual services without my permission.

I forced him to take it down and reminded him that I was his f**king wife.

Our relationship is hopeless and beyond repair and I have already filed for divorce with this good for nothing wastrel.

Have I wasted the best part of my life with the wrong man?”

Editor’s note: I guess you can now say that after all the loans that he gambled away, now he has ended up a-loan.

Images source: Unsplash and SGUncensored file photo

3577 NEW CASES ON 6 OCT 2021, 3 MORE PASSED AWAY

As of 6 October 2021, 12pm, the Ministry of Health has detected a total of 3,577 new cases of COVID-19 infection in Singapore, with 2,932 in the community, 630 in the migrant worker dormitories and 15 imported cases.

3 more cases have passed away from complications due to COVID-19 infection.1  They were female Singaporeans, aged between 68 and 102 years.

All of them had been unvaccinated against COVID-19, and had various underlying medical conditions.

In total, 133 have passed away from complications due to COVID-19 infection.

Clusters

ClusterNew CasesTotal4Remarks
Learning Vision @ Changi Airport114Transmission amongst staff and students. Of the 14 cases, 2 are staff and 12 are students. New case has already been quarantined.
MWS Christalite Methodist Home2376Transmission amongst staff and residents. Of the 76 cases, 3 are staff and 73 are residents. New cases have already been quarantined.
Man Fatt Lam Elderly Joy Daycare Centre124Transmission amongst clients and staff. Of the 24 cases, 18 are clients, 1 is a staff, and 4 are household members of cases. New case has already been quarantined.
ASPRI-Westlite Papan Dormitory29196Intra-dormitory transmission amongst residents with no evidence of spread beyond dormitory. New cases have already been quarantined.
Tampines Dormitory7181Intra-dormitory transmission amongst residents with no evidence of spread beyond dormitory. New cases have already been quarantined.
Jurong Penjuru Dormitory 1554Intra-dormitory transmission amongst residents with no evidence of spread beyond dormitory. New cases have already been quarantined.
9 Defu South Street 1 Dormitory21263Intra-dormitory transmission amongst residents with no evidence of spread beyond dormitory. New cases have already been quarantined.
Pasir Panjang Wholesale Centre1317Transmission amongst workers and trade visitors. Of the 317 cases, 295 are workers at the market, 4 are trade visitors and 18 are household members of cases. New case has already been quarantined.