A guy who is lost and does not know how to find a girlfriend tries all methods to impress the girl of his dreams.

Here is the story:

I have a friend who is desperate to get a girlfriend and tries to impress a waitress in a bar in town by performing something which he thinks will get some attention from the waitress.

He asked the waitress for a piece of tissue and started folding it into a rose and gave it to the waitress. The waitress crushed it immediately and threw it into the bin.

My friend who was already drinking was already intoxicated started to cry loudly as if someone had died. He started to make a scene and I had no choice but to pull him out of the bar and he told me “Im awake now, i can go home”.

I did not had enough to drink so I went to another nearby bar to drink, I assumed he went home and ordered another jug of beer to drink. He suddenly appeared and joined me, after he calm down he tried doing the same method to another waitress by folding the “tissue rose”.

The moment I see him doing that I paid the bill and left him there as I do not want to be embarrassed by his behavior.

Photos emerged online showing a man lying down on the MRT cabin floor beside what is presumably his PMD.

He could be seen lying down comfortably on the ground and watching movies on his phone.

Looks quite shiok, maybe I should try also.

Images source: Singapore Forums on Facebook

A photo emerged online showing a group of errant cyclists on the expressway (yet again).

Under Rule 3 of the Road Traffic (Expressway – Excluded Vehicles) Rules 2010, cyclists are not permitted to ride their bicycles, including Power Assisted Bicycles, on expressways. 

Cyclists who are found riding on expressways may be liable for a fine not exceeding S$2,000 or imprisonment of up to six months.

Images source: Tan Lian Tiong via Complaint Singapore Facebook

The new chairman of Singapore Press Holding’s not-for-profit media entity SPH Media Trust, Khaw Boon Wan, spoke during a press conference on 12 May.

He said that he is out of his depth in terms of journalism but intends to add value however he can.

Khaw said: “I don’t know how to be a journalist, I am not a journalist, I am out of my depth here.”

He added: “How can I interfere with the news room if I don’t know what I’m talking here?”

Khaw also touched on SPH subscription fees and staff cuts, saying:

“If your objective is just to chase eyeballs, then the easiest is [to] make it free. But does mak[ing] it free serve the objective […] [of] quality journalism, quality contents?”

“Are you sure they’re reading it? Or they just read one line and throw it away?”

“This paid model forces us to make sure [we] are a lot more analytical, [with] deeper analysis and, more importantly, original insights, which I can’t get from the competition.”

“So, instead of talking about staff cuts and retrenchments, it is just the opposite.”

“So pass the word around — if you have good writers out there who left us last year or recently, and they are good team workers, bring them back. I’ll find money to pay them, so that we can enhance the newsroom.”

Images source: Khaw Boon Wan Facebook and glassdoor.sg

A woman took to Facebook to share how she almost “died” and her mouth hurts from eating a Nasi Lemak that she bought from Crave.

The woman allegedly found a huge nail inside her food.

She shared that it was her first time trying their Nasi Lemak that she bought from their Compass One outlet and demanded an explanation.

Images source: Elston Ng via Complaint Singapore Facebook

A 19-year-old girl, Huang Baoying, was found dead at a Block 602, Clementi West Street 1 and her 29-year-old brother, Huang Bocan, was subsequently arrested for voluntarily causing grievous hurt.

Huang was charged on 6 May.

However, it has now come to light that two other people were also allegedly linked to her death, with 2 more men also being charged; Chee Mei Wan, a 41-year-old Singapore PR, and Lim Peng Tiong, 62-years-old.

Huang then had his charge amended to sharing a common intention with Chee and Lim to cause grievous hurt to his sister by hitting her with a pole.

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