Guy’s father brought home will snake and its missing now. Meaning what got snake in the housing areas? Got baby how?

“Alamak! Dad brought home a snake he found around his workplace. He has been hiding it in the fish tank for 2 months and Mom did not know about it. I just found out from my siblings that it is on the loose in the house. I do not think its poisonous but it will scare my mom if she stumble upon it. I am sure it is not dead because I did brought home a dead snake from Army before, that stinks! Getting paranoid not knowing where the snake has been hiding. I hate beetles. It flew in my ears before and the other day one was on my balls! WTF! I GUESS IT WANTED REVENGE CAUSE I SPRAY IT WITH SHIELDTOX THE NIGHT BEFORE. It went into Ninja mode and stick to my towel till the next morning. I was wiping myself dry when I felt something on my balls. Stupiak house animals. The only welcoming sight was a humming bird of 3 Generation that made a nest outside our window. Happy Thursday All!”

Police have captured 87 individuals following a five-day operation in Geylang .

An aggregate of 54 men and 33 ladies, somewhere age around 20 and 56, were captured after the powers assaulted inns, lanes and private houses. the police said in an announcement on Sunday.

Will Geylang gambling finally stop? what do you guys think?

2 China PRC ladies started fighting over Singaporean men at chinatown. No one knows the reason why. But from experience (the guy probably has two wives)

Beginning November, full-time national servicemen (NSFs) will get the opportunity to demonstrate which livelihoods they might want to serve their national administration.

They will be permitted to look over among 33 occupations which will traverse the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF), the Singapore Police Force (SPF) and the Singapore Civil Defense Force (SCDF). Pre-enlistees may likewise show that they have no particular interest.

Eh this one is a joke. Now can choose. Maybe wait another 10 years can choose to serve anot. Life too good for NSF. Stop complaining and serve your country!

I was in the train from Ang Mo Kio towards Yew Tee, a f*king fat auntie rush in out of no way and step on my toes. Im damn pissed about all this Singapore aunties behaving like this. This is not the first time i witness something like this.

It’s always a Singapore auntie that rush and bang into people like if no sit down will die or something. Disgrace to society. If foreigners see what they doing they will think this “kisau” cultural we have in Singapore.

What do you guys think?

An old lady was complaining that her grandson cheated her $2000 to buy Pokemon GO items.

She spoke in hokkien and said that the grandson needed money to pay for his school’s material. When she asked why is it so expensive. He claim that the materials are top quality paper that will guarantee results for his exam.

Few days later, She told her daughter and asked if now it cost so much to buy school materials. The daughter was shocked when she call up the school and realised that her son has cheated her mom’s money. After interrogating her son. He finally admitted to use the money for Pokemon GO items.

I’m about 90% sure I’m guy A in #24511.

I did not know she was attached. I just want to get this out there. Yes, most of my assets are from money that I got from my family, but my car and the money I use for spending are from my own pocket.

I was serious about her.