When we walk together, people will think that we are a sweet couple. No. How wrong were they.

Behind this relationship lies a sinister plot.Here goes. This so called “girlfriend” of mine was caught me having sax with her sister.(A 1 night stand).Back then, she wasnt my “gf” yet.

Knowing that I hail from a rich family, she decided to blackmail me, and say that if i dont accept her as my “gf”, she will spill the beans about what I did., and my parents being the traditional type, will probably kill me if they know about my premarital sex.

At a loss, I had no choice but to accept her as my “gf”. From then on, she would abuse her status. I had to swipe my credit cards for all her spendings, pay for her meals at 5star hotels, and give in to her lustful temptations whenever her cravings kick in.

I cant forget that disgusting swollen pimple ridden face, with a body weighing over ????lbs slamming onto my hot lean athletic body in the wee hours of the intense activity. Yucks!

Whenever we walk past a florist and the florist says “Buy one flower for ur gal!” , I would refuse at times and almost 1 sec later, her face will turn so red that it looked like a char siew that came to life, threatening to swallow me up if i didnt oblige.

I had to smile when I am with her friends, to make them as envious as possible. I remembered there was once I frowned and that very night, she gave me a legendary punishment , that is , a combo of spankings on my funky arse! Wow, why did I say that…..

I had to agree to her terms and conditions, and had I violated any of the terms, she would mention it like a lawyer, line by line, chapter, section… and yes, you can imagine the no. of terms! She would say, ” well that thing you did to my sister eh?”with a smirk.

Argh! So why am I posting this here? It is not because of the blackmail, neither is it about the ONS of her sister. The fact is that as a handsome rich guy, I wouldnt have mind being played by a girl if she had the looks of Lin Zhi Ling, or a sexy body like that of Xiong Dailin! But no! What was playing me is a living char siew, grotesque heap of flesh likethat of pudge!

So playboys, if you wanna have a ONS, make sure if get blackmailed, at least the other party is swee and hot, not an it!

You can run, but you can’t hide. This is the lady who’s driving a Honda Dark Blue CRV2, which knocked a dog outside Pasir Ris Farmway & ALL shelter, then refused to stop and scolded the F word because “it’s just a dog”

Congrats Ms Soon Kim Choo, we clap for you!

Original post by Mr James Tan:

“Ms Soon Kim Choo works as a Real Estate agent at Huttons Asia Pte Ltd. This CB woman deserves to be fired.. How can you let someone so cruel walk around? Throw her in jail!”

Click on the link below if you want to see the face of this monster.

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A 24-year-old man pour boiling point water over and over on his five-year-old child, who kicked the bucket a day later.

The man was charged in court yesterday morning with intentionally bringing grievous hurt.

He professedly hurt the kid on Saturday around 8.48pm at a Housing Board level in Block 160, Toa Payoh Lorong 1.

The kid was taken to KK Women’s and Children’s Hospital, where he passed on Sunday.

The maximum punishment for voluntarily causing grievous hurt using any instrument, weapon or by means of fire or heated substance is a life term or up to 15 years’ jail with a fine or caning.

A 13-year-old boy fell to his death from an HDB block in an accident when he was having a “laughing gas” session with two classmates.

The high schooler’s body, clad in his school uniform and blue socks without footwear, was found on the second-floor edge of the square. The three young men had their “giggling gas” session at an open space close to a lift  on the tenth level.

In his discoveries yesterday, Coroner Bay said the high schooler’s passing is a calming indication of the damage that can come about because of butane manhandle, which is a type of inhalant drug abuse.

State Coroner Marvin Bay found the teen’s death at Block 24, Bendemeer Road, on May 25 this year to be a “tragic misadventure”.

The teen, who had been inhaling butane – which is used in gas canisters and lighter fluid – fell eight floors and was pronounced dead at 6.40pm.

The police come patrol Geylang for show ah? I cannot have a meal in peace??!?!

Last weekend i was having dinner at Geylang. After eating too much i decided to stroll down the streets of Geylang. When we were around lorong 24 a woman approach me and gave me a thick northern china accent and asked if i want “to go?” “qu ma? 去吗？” i said go what. My friend joke and said go fu*k spider.

Luckily she could not understand my friends joke,  i said “No, im married”. She started saying she wants to give me a good time blah blah and started pulliing my hand towards her chest. I told her to back off and walked away. She said some words that sound vulgar but i do not understand and spit on me and ran off.

Eh police sleeping ah? still so many on road.

contributed by: rayle

Amid his hospitalization in June, he took $3,000 from an ATM in the hospital facility and planned to keep the cash in the drawer alongside his bed.

Be that as it may, at an attendant’s proposal, he cleared out the cash with the nurse for safekeeping.

When he attempted to recover the money a couple days after the fact, he found that the nurse had taken the cash.