I am of those that suffer from having a micro pen*s. It happened during one of bath time one of my bunk mate saw it happens that he was quite well hung. So he started laughing why you kuku bird so small never feed arh? Worse of all the whole platoon knew about it..
I was given the nickname crab stick small bird. They laugh at me one even offered bring me to Geylang and on my birthday i got a cake make out a small kkb:(((((((((
Every night I cry myself to sleep what have I done to deserve this??
When you come into Geylang it’s like you’re entering another country.  The buildings are all moslty run down.  The ground is covered with trash and smelling funny. It really kind of complicated place with strange happenly especially when you compared to the rest of Singapore which is so clean and green.
Food – Frog Porridge one of the best around in Singapore , Tim Sum you name it you have it over here in Geylang
ContraBand cigarettes-  You’ll see guys, or women, standing along the sides of buildings, or by pillars under overhangs with little baskets of cigarettes.  They won’t call out to you to buy but it’s obvious what they’re up to.  In Geylang they go for about 5.00 – 6.00 SGD if you buy them from one of these people.  But buy at your own risk cos you may never know whether a plain clothes police will be around.
Durians! if you not a fan of it you might want to skip it as it a love hate relationship. Some might find the odor was very ver strong and  very unpleasant. Some might think in the best thing that happened to them
What about you reader? what do you think you can get at gelyang for $50??
A client undermined to murder me once. I feel awful for dealers, however, in light of the fact that they need to stay there and take it. I have the flexibility to leave in the event that I would prefer not to manage somebody.
I’ve seen individuals toss cards at dealers, flick cigarettes at them, blow smoke in their face; I’ve seen individuals remove transform from their pockets and toss it at them. Individuals have tossed seats; I’ve seen a move administrator get punched; I’ve seen glass espresso mugs tossed over as far as possible room; I’ve seen individuals attempt to flip the table and battle security.
A considerable measure of times, we don’t get the most exceedingly awful end of it as hosts, or we simply get it via telephone. A great deal of clients won’t do it up close and personal since they’re defeatists and they realize that on the off chance that they annoy us, we won’t manage them.
I’ve seen a host call players and shout at them for not betting when they get comped. On the off chance that we cut them off, they’re perplexed we’ll inform another person regarding them; they know we as a whole talk, they know we do investigate on players.
I would join churches just to pick up on the girls that went there. It was easier than clubbing. As IÂ are already showing the same beliefs as they are and therefore most open to a connection.
My Dad always told me you get more action in church than in the bar.
The girl who hangs around the club gets the same offer from men about a hundred times a day.
The girl who hangs around church may only get that offer a couple times a year.
A construction worker 47 years old fell to his death on Friday (09 December 2016) at Sembawang site at the junction of Sembawang road and Canberra road.
Police and SCDF were alerted and pronounced man dead at the scene.
I will like to share about Parklane Shopping Mall. The whole building is littered with massage parlours operated by ladies in sexy revealing outfit especially on the 1st to 3rd floors. From their accent, most seems to be from China. Whenever I walked past these shops, the ladies will wave and invite you in.
Some shops are very creative and disguised themselves as slimming centre. I saw this shop by the name of . As I walked passed their shop, they tried to pull me in and said they offer massage $30 for 30mins and sex for $120.
I wonder if it’s legal for shops registered as Slimming Centres are allowed to offer massage services and if these ladies go through mandatory health checks to prevent the spread of sexual disease since they offered sexual services.