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SG Father Finding Husband For Daughter In Locanto, Posted in PETS SECTION

DONEFather trying to get daughter husband by posting in locanto in pet section. Macham like selling durian.

Father Trying To Get His Daughter A Husband Like Selling Durian 

Dear Singapore Uncensored,

I was looking through locanto and spotted this weird ad…

“My daughter is currently is a local Singapore Chinese girl,39 this year and she yet to ever get a boyfriend. She is a little bit chubby but she is still a virgin.

Im looking for a good guy that can marry my daughter and get her out of my house.

Not expecting any cash in return”

PRC Woman: I’m rich, kick me out of SG if you can!”

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Translation of the post:-
“Chase us China people out of Singapore if you can! You all do not have the rights! As long as China people have money, we can go anywhere! You can’t do anything even if you are jealous! We China people are rich! Not like you Singaporean have to take a loan for housing and even television. Shame on you! China people are the boss as long as we have money! Even Governement have to serve us! Nothing you can say will change this!”

What do you guys think?

Locanto Fraud Selling Dogs. Take Money and Run

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Dear Singapore Uncensored,

They are telling they are shipping from other countries such as Thailand Malaysia usa and Australia..they telling they will ship by United cargo dog shipping..but it is a big scam..they will tell to transfer 50 percent..but it’s a big cheat..dn transfer and be aware..they will talk to you to brain wash and transfer..tell them to come singapore and give you the puppy..if not dn give..I get cheated so many times..I waited for the dog to come my door step but didn’t..pls be careful..seriously it’s a big mistake

Posted by locanto user

First PRC Cutting Down Trees, Now They Stealing Herbs From My Plants

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Dear Singapore Uncensored,

Just few weeks ago, a PRC was caught chopping down a tree for firewood. Now lagi best i open door and see this PRC guy plucking leaf from my neighbour’s plant.

I asked what was he doing and he responded by saying that he need the herbs to make ointment. I say get out of here before i call the police.   He ignored me and carry on. WTF?

SG girlfriend told bf, “u are my slave, i say sit he sit . I say stand he stand”

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Ridiculous girl that claims that compares her boyfriend to a dog. Is this how our society is today?

Come on relationship is about respect. Sounds like your using him!!!

 

Joseph Schooling to become overnight millionaire

 

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After Joseph Schooling broke the Olympic record time of 50.39sec and won his gold medal for Singapore gets to keep his SGD1million prize money.

To reward award winning competitors, a motivation plan was formulated by the Singapore National Olympic Council (SNOC) in the 1990s. The Multi-Million Dollar Award Program (MAP) gives a money payout to competitors who win medals at the Olympics, Asian, Commonwealth and SEA Games.

In a report by American television network CBS, “student-competitors are not allowed to be paid”, under National Collegiate Athletic Association rules. As a Singaporean Joseph Schooling is exempted.

4D number 5039 was sold out within an hour of Joseph Schooling winning the race

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Joseph Schooling 21 years old had won Singapore first Olympic gold medal in the 100m butterfly, breaking the Olympic record time of 50.39sec.

4D number 5039 was sold out within an hour of Joseph Schooling winning the race.

HUAT AH!

Pokemon GO – Location Of Mewtwo In Singapore

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Ok sorry guys. Pokemon’s like mewtwo,mew,zaptos,moltress,articulno any legendary pokemon can only be found during events. Meaning you have to be patient and wait.  Share this and prank your friends~! There is no how to get only wait for it to come and be prepared with alot of ultraballs or masterball.

Daylight Robbery, Geylang Ah Beng HP Shop Sell Screen Protector To Bangla For $50

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Dear Singapore Uncensored,

It was 11,August 2016 at around 9pm. I was eating with my friends at Geylang and my friend stopped to look at some handphones. There was a Bangla at the shop looking to buy a screen protector for his Iphone 3 or 3GS.

The tattooed shop tender told the Bangla that the screen protector is custom made for his phone because his phone too old and rare. We notice the ah beng pulled out an old box full of screen protectors and took one out and tell the Bangla that it will cost him $50.

Wah day light robbery sia. Wanted take his photo but he keep staring at us. I think he scare we foil his plan and sabo him.

 

Wheelchair Peddler Scolded “If i buy ur charm never win 4D TOTO, Im going stuff it up ur A**”

UntitledWheelchair Peddler Scolded “If i buy ur charm never win TOTO, Im going stuff it up ur A**”

A wheelchair peddler was selling some lucky charms and jurong link bridge and claims good luck and fortune. A men in his 30s went up to him and asked about the charms.

Buyer: “Eh siao eh, got so lucky one ah”

Peddler: “of course, buy already sure win 4D and TOTO”

Buyer: “if never win how? i stuff it up your a**. Stuff liao you also cannot feel.

Peddler. “im just trying to earn some lunch money.”

Many passerby were disgusted by the men’s remark.