I was out with my friends at a pub at Prinsep Street, excited to have a few drinks and let loose. But what I didn’t expect was to be hit on by a fat ang mo woman while I was drunk.
It all started when I decided to get up and go to the bar to order some drinks. I was feeling a bit tipsy from the few drinks I’d already had and was feeling like death.
Fat Ang Mo woman tried to hit on me
As I reached the bar, I noticed a woman sitting alone and looking my way.
At first, I thought nothing of it. I figured she was just admiring my style or something, so I just smiled and ordered my drinks.
But then, she started talking to me. She asked me what I was drinking and if I wanted to buy her a drink.
I was taken aback and a bit confused. I didn’t really know how to respond and I certainly wasn’t expecting this to happen. She was a fat Caucasian woman, and she was clearly older than me and out of my age range.
I politely declined her offer and said I had to get back to my friends. She kept pushing, though, and asked me to sit with her for a while. I was starting to feel a bit uncomfortable and told her I had to go.
She seemed a bit taken aback but accepted my answer and said goodbye.
Came over with a jug of beer and gave me a lap dance
However when I thought that it was over, she walked over with a jug of beer and tried to talk to my friends and I.
It was clear that I was her target as her eyes were on me the whole time even while drinking with my friends.
As the beat of the music went up and the atmosphere became more lively, the fat Ang mo who was clearly drunk already started to move towards me and started to dance and brush against me.
She then angled her bottom towards my pelvic area and started to give me a lap dance.
I was disgusted by it and tried to push her away, but she was too huge for me to do so.
I sat there helplessly as my friends were all laughing hysterically and making fun of me.
After the lap dance was done, the ang mo woman told me that she was staying at a hotel nearby and asked me if I wanted to go back with her which I said yes just to get her off my back.
Ran away as fast as I could
As I walked out of the bar with her, I ran as fast as I could in the opposite direction from where her hotel was to get away from her.
I finally shook her off after running a little and got a taxi home.
It was a night I would never forget.
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