A guy shared how his girlfriend always tells him that she doesn’t want to eat but when he buys food for himself, his girlfriend would eat his food.
Here is the story:
I have been living with my girlfriend for the past six months. We’re both in our early 20s and have an overall great relationship.
From well before our relationship began, I’ve been a big fast-food eater.
Since I do shift work I’m generally off the clock at around 11am, and then being too tired to cook, I’ll hit up for a cheeseburger and some fries.
My girlfriend always wants to have one bite of every item I order. When I noticed this, I would start by contacting her on my way to the restaurant asking if she wanted something.
Her answer was consistentLY “no.” But when I get home and dig in, the crinkling of a fast-food bag is like a bell to her. She’ll immediately beeline straight for wherever I’m eating and ask if she can have a bite.
I’ve asked if I could just leave a little at the end. No, she wants the first bite.
I’ve pleaded with her to just let me buy her food. No, she doesn’t want to eat that much.
I’ve tried ordering a bit more and letting her polish off the whole burger. No, she’ll turn every item into a sampler platter and then throw away the food I bought for her after the first bite if I don’t eat it.
I don’t like it. I don’t like this bizarre culinary version of jus primae noctis. For the past few weeks, I’ve been eating in my car and discretely disposing of the wrappers.
I was just telling her I wasn’t hungry after work, but the other day she found a garbage bag full of fast-food wrappers in our bin on garbage day and she’s furious at me for lying to her.