I accidentally farted on my boyfriend in the middle of the act
I’m riding him like Seabiscuit, we were being a little rough and I let out the loudest fart imaginable. I didn’t even feel it coming, it just slipped out.
He pulled a face like he was about to laugh, but then just grabbed my hips and made me keep going without acknowledging what just happened.
I thought maybe he didn’t hear it, but it was louder than Krakatoa and vibrated on his balls – he definitely knew it happened and apparently just didn’t care.
He didn’t even say anything about it after, just pretended it never happened. I thought to myself “Jesus, he’s never going to want to see me again after this.” but he stuck around for the rest of the day & was just as affectionate as always.
Maybe he just thought it was a queef, but I know it wasn’t.
Thank god it didn’t smell.