I woke up to smelling something strange. My boyfriend’s banana was in my nose. I was so shocked that I didn’t know what to do.
“U like smell, I give u smell,” he said to me.
I couldn’t believe what was happening. I quickly pushed him away, wiping my nose on the back of my hand. I was grossed out and confused, and I didn’t know what to say.
“What the hell are you doing?”
He looked at me, still drowsy, and shrugged. “I thought you would like it,” he said, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I was horrified, and I didn’t know how to react.
I have always told him that I like to smell it, but did not expect to wake up with it in my nose.
 I was appalled. I had no idea why he would think that was a good idea and I was completely taken aback. I mean, what kind of weird, perverted man would even do something like that?
At first, I was immediately grossed out by the sensation. I felt like I was going to gag, and I was so uncomfortable that I almost wanted to stop. But then, I started to get used to it. The sensation was strange, and I had to concentrate to keep from gagging, but it was actually kind of pleasurable.
The smell was strange too. It was a musky, earthy smell that I had never experienced before. It was a bit like a man’s cologne, but much more intense. I could feel the warmth of the ‘banana’ in my nose, and the smell was becoming more and more pleasant.
Am I weird?