I saw my mum hooking up with Santa Claus
My mom is actually a single mother & works at the mall. So I sorta figured the man was someone she met at work.
Long story short, he was banging my mom at 3 in the morning. I only saw it because I was playing Playstation, walked past her room (the door was slightly ajar) to the kitchen and there they were.
Santa was going to town on my mom.
How do I feel about all of this? Well she’s a single mother so it’s perfectly fine! Just threw me off completely that’s all. She’s needs her fun.
he works at the mall as well, so I’m guessing that mall Santa isn’t a total stranger to her. But I’m okay with it. Kinda wish I didn’t wake up to it at night, but good for her for having some fun!
Did the santa guy leave any gifts? He didn’t leave anything behind. In fact, he actually took stuff instead of giving. Jerk ended up taking 2 energy drinks I had in the fridge, I was really craving those the following day.
My mom said she drank both of them because they were so delicious. That’s a lie. How do I know? She doesn’t drink monster energy drinks.
Didn’t say or questioned her, because I definitely didn’t want her to know what I saw her doing. So I definitely to quickly move on, which is the better option for me.