Farted so bad a woman puked in elevator
I ate today. Baked potato and used a whole container of baked potato. Egg salad with extra mayo. Ate some fire shrimp bites with extra tartar sauce.
Anyways end of the day my home’s building’s lift is quite old and takes forever to go up and down, and it was a full elevator at the time.
Anyways i farted quite badly, you know the quiet but really toxic ones? And some chick puked all over everyone in the elevator.
It went down at least 20 floors and stopped a bunch while my fart marinated in the a few people had puke all over their nice clothes. I just stood in a corner and tried not to laugh .
The fart was very pungent and strong and it just kind of lingered in the air inside the enclosed space, and even after the woman vomited, she smelled the fart again and wanted to vomit again but because she vomited so badly, there was nothing inside her stomach to vomit out anymore.
So she was kind of just gagging and gasping for air as she apologised to everyone for puking on their clothes, meanwhile I managed to avoid the vomit in the nick of time when I saw her face about to blow and backed off.
Never seen a more uncomfortable group of people, anyway the whole time I kept quiet and nobody knew that it was me.
Just wanted to add, I’m sorry, to whoever that woman was.
Netizens’ comments
- You couldn’t have waited until you were out of the elevator….?
- Something tells me this was premeditated
- TLDR: Elevator goes down ladies lunch comes up!
- Fart in an elevator
Throwin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Fart in an elevator
Throwin’ it up ’til I hit the ground - Damn can you imagine the maintenance call?? ‘Something suddenly DIED and everyone was just puking. SOS’