Most embarrassing thing that constantly pops up in my mind …
Was with my sister crossing the road and the person from the other side was walking towards us, theres many people crossing (think, bugis junction to bugis st that crossing)
Was swinging my hand and the woman walking across me was also swinging her hands and we “shook hands” as in, it just fit together, we awkwardly pulled our hands apart and i ran the rest of the way while my sister can’t stop laughing.
Awkward…
Another one was when I went to the dentist to get my teeth checked. it was Invisalign i think. and the dentist said “put this in your mouth and it will harden” its sort of a mould that will show him the alignment of my teeth.
an intrusive thought came to me and i repeated “put in mouth will harden… heh”
His ears turn red! (wearing a mask) Thats when I realized what I just said and was sitting there the whole appointment thinking if he gonna sue me for harassment
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- Many years ago, I was a cashier at an atrium event and I forgot to give a customer back his change. Right after he had paid me, I just closed the cash register and there was a dumbfounded look on his face. I didn’t realise what I’d done until he reminded me.
- Went to clinic for eye infection. Doctor did that eye test where you read numbers from far away. She pointed to the tissue box and told me to cover one eye. I held up the entire box to cover my eye. Turns out she meant take one piece of tissue to cover my eye…
- Tore my pants in school at the butt and didn’t realise.
It was NDP celebrations so at one point I was standing up with my classmates and belting out songs.
I only realised when I was walking home and a preschool kid walked past, pointed at my ass and laughed. Basically I gave a free show to everyone behind me. - Had my fly unzipped during my wedding. thank god for photoshop.
- Accidentally poop in my pants when I trying to control in mrt train and one more stop to the station that have toilet 🥲 I don’t know why I always tummy ache in the morning , otw to school. It is just my body telling me not to go to school ?