vasectomies and ocherktomies are very expensive and my wife saw in a documentary that farm animals are castrated by tying an elastic band over their testicles cutting the flow of blood and the tissue dies,
yeah wow that seems like a good idea to me i said, none of us want to have children anyway and we’re both drunk so lets try it out, what can go wrong..
Well I put on the rubber band and it doesn’t seem very painful at first, surprisingly it was comfortable we even had intercourse and it was nice.
well, well, I went to sleep and suddenly I vomit, I go then to the bathroom and I feel like I’m going to give birth, the most intense pain of my life oh lord,
my balls were already purple, my knees were so weak i couldn’t walk, I’m trembling with pain on the floor I just start screaming ,
my wife ends up cutting the damn rubber with scissors and the relief was immediate.
Netizens’ comments
- There’s a big difference between castration and a vasectomy…
- I feel like the difference between a vasectomy and a procedure to remove your balls entirely is pretty large, and I’m confused as to why you’d want to undergo that kind of thing