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GUY UPSET WITH ‘PACKAGE’ SIZE, GIRL SAYS ‘NEVERMIND STILL CAN GROW’

A girl shared a story of how she once tried out dating app Tinder to meet new guys and recalled an encounter with one of the guys she used to go out with and date.

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They had progressed from having dinner to going to the guy’s house where they started to cuddle and get intimate and while things got into the heat of the moment and just before the guy was about to undress, he blurted out:

‘Sorry but I have a small package’.

She mistook his phrase as though he was saying that he was not getting hard yet, and proceeded to tell him that it is fine as it will grow soon to which the guy became awkward.

Here is the story

“I was 19 when I decided to go on Tinder to find a boyfriend. I matched with a guy who was 23 then and we went on a few dates and it went well. For one of the dates, he invites me to his place for cuddling and anime. When cuddling, we got more frisky. As he took off his sweatpants, he said quietly

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“Sorry but I have a small package.”

Size doesn’t really matter to me, but being the insecure dummy I was at the time, I thought he meant “Sorry I am not hard yet” because he’s not yet attracted to me, even though we had been cuddling semi undressed for half an hour.

I only knew the fact that the package grows during the heat of the process, so I thought he meant small = not hard.

I told him “It’s okay, it will grow bigger in the future, right?”. He just “haha” awkwardly and we continued cuddling.

Thinking back, he probably did became hard then, and probably took my comment as me being optimistic about a package growth spurt.

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I’m still embarrassed and feel bad whenever the memory pops up in my head.”

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