I’m using my dog to hook up with girls
I feel a little bad, and thought I need to confess what I’m doing. I love my dog and spend time with him, but I feel like I’m doing something morally wrong by using my dog to get casual hookups to sleep with me.
My dog, Chip (fake name) was so far the best wingman I could ask to get girls to sleep with me. First of all, I have a photo of me shirtless sitting on the beach holding him. That photo is a huge success on dating apps and probably got me the most matches. Girls just die for cute dogs.
The more important way Chip helps me to close the deal and bring dates to my place. I usually meet my dates from dating apps at a bar near my place. We grab a drink first at a casual bar for an hour, and move on to a nicer cocktail lounge to change the atmosphere.
After spending time in the cocktail lounge, I tell the girl that I’m sorry, but need to cut the date short. I need to go back and walk my doggo. I show her photos of my dog and usually the girl suggests she come meet him and walk him with me. On our way to my apartment I tell her the story of how I got him.
When we get to my place, Chip usually waits at the door. He jumps on me and then on the girl. His usual spot is on the bed, so he jumps around, and continues to his favorite spot at the bedroom. I tell the girl to try and catch him. Once the girl is on my bed playing with him, it’s a seal deal. I bring a couple of dog threats, and we play with the dog a bit more. We end up laying both on the bed, and I go for a kiss. From there, we start to take off our clothes and do the deed. I noticed Chip is naughty and love to sit on the floor nearby and watch me screw random girls.
Funny part is that I don’t ever actually walk my dog after telling a girl I need to go walk him. I walk him before the date, as I know I’ll probably be busy doing something else later on.
This probably happens once or twice a week