I met this girl (23 f) at a nightclub and she invited me to her place. She was the hottest person in the entire place by the way, so I was very thrilled.
We hooked up and fell asleep. I then woke up to pee and started looking for the bathroom. I went into a room but it was not the bathroom, it was sort of a storage room.
I was extremely drunk and was about to pee myself, and I just…peed on the floor. I literally have no logical explanation for it.
I saw a piece of clothing and proceeded to throw it on the pee puddle. I then went back to bed. The whole thing was like a fever dream.
When I woke up again and as the memories started flooding back in, I realized what the f have I just done and the direness of the situation.
I started to brainstorm about how to clean there and get rid of that clothing. But it was almost impossible for me to get back to that room without risking being seen by her flatmates, which would draw a lot of suspicion since I was a stranger and had no reason to get into another room.
She was still asleep. I woke her up to say goodbye, and left…
I can’t stop thinking about how are they going to find my f-ing pee there, on someones CLOTHING. I am so disgusted by myself. I shared this with my friends because this was just too heavy for myself to handle, but sharing it made me feel worse as I got sadder for confessing this.
Edit: I want to thank everyone in the comments for sharing their own experience and for their kind consolations, I read each one of them.
It will take me some time to stop ruminating about this and accept the situation. I was not sure whether if coming out would be the better decision but as time passed I realized that it was, because the idea of someone cleaning up after my mess sucks more.
This was also my first time in a strangers house, and I learned that one should definitely go to the bathroom at first, both for a little self care session and to LEARN WHERE IT IS in case of an emergency.
Netizens’ comments
- Young drunk people pee on things, I have at least 7 stories I can remember from a decade ago, all with different people.
One girl wrecked a computer, one guy peed in a drawer while drunk and half asleep, another girl pee blasted a bus stop, another guy peed and then vomited in the corner of a shared bedroom on a holiday. I’ll leave it there. - Well you will forever be a story in her life.
“This one night stand i took home one time peed on my floor and left without saying a word.” - I had a similar experience only I didn’t have alcohol to blame. First date and it was an amazing date. Took it to the bedroom and had a great session. Middle of the night the urge to pee hit. Her bathroom was connected to her bedroom and only separated by a curtain. I called myself being considerate by not turning the light on.
So I whipped it out and did my best to hit the side of the inside of the toilet bowl so as not to make too much noise. I crawl back into bed. The next morning I’m awoke by “WHAT THE F?? YOU PEED ON MY F-ING FLOOR.” Turns out I was able to keep it so quiet because I was peeing in the corner next to the toilet and in the actual toilet.