My wife bought herself this awesome hairdryer from Dys*n last month, and she paid over $400 for it. This is easily the coolest hair dryer I’ve ever seen. It’s silver/purple and has this really cool design. Reminds me of the Plasma Rifle from Halo. Super quiet as well! You can dry your hair in stealth mode.
I was so impressed by this dryer that I asked my wife if I could use it too. She said I could use whenever I wanted, and it was good that I use it to better get our money’s worth.
I started using it every morning after my shower to dry my hair instead of just towel and air drying like I used to. I have short hair, so it only took like a minute to dry. Still felt like I wasn’t getting much use out of it, so I started experimenting. I tried drying my armpits (makes applying deodorant much nicer), and I started drying down below. Side note: 100% do recommend. Without going into much detail, it just feels a lot more hygenic throughout the day.
This morning, my wife walked into the bathroom after my shower, and saw something perhaps she wasn’t meant to see. For the record, I did not intend for her to come in, but I didn’t have the door locked. I had one foot on the floor, one foot on the counter. Hairdryer in hand pointed towards Venus and Earth. I may have also been humming the Halo theme.
My wife had a bit of a freakout and was like “What are you doing?!” I stopped and reminded her that she said I could use the dryer whenever I wanted. She countered by saying that she didn’t say I could use it “that” way.
So I’m not sure if my wife has a point here. I definitely did not explicitly state how I was going to use the dryer, but there was no conversation of limitations before hand. I wrong meh?
Here are what netizens think:
I’ve been in gym changing rooms on four continents where I’ve seen an old man (almost always old enough to not care about such things) drying his sack, dingdong and bollock hair with the complimentary hairdryer. So you’re definitely not alone!
Sorry, but my head canon insists this is the same dude with clever disguises who follows you everywhere just waiting for you to enter a locker room.
I’m a lady who uses her fancy hair dryer on her nether regions – your wife needs to try it!