A video emerged online showing a couple of middle-aged men fighting in the middle of an unnamed coffeeshop.
The man in black was seen in the video throwing punches from behind the man in green, who then fell onto the ground.
The man in black then continued to rain blows on the man in green, who was now lying on the floor and covering his head with his hands.
Stepped on head
The man in black then got up and stepped on the head of his opponent, as another man in red tried to restrain him.
The man in black then exclaimed “KA LIMPEH START AH! (you want to start with me ah!)”
Threw chairs
The stricken man then got up and picked up a chair, and threw it at the man in black, but his target dodged the chair like Neo from The Matrix.
Undeterred, he picked up another chair and threw it at his target, hoping he could channel his inner Hawkeye from The Avengers, but alas, he missed (again).
He then gave up on throwing projectiles and charged towards his target, this time choosing to throw his fists instead of chairs.
But just like Man United trying to win a trophy for the past 5 years, he tried his hardest but just couldn’t subdue his opponent.
Deja vu
He ended up being thrown onto the ground (again), as the man in black rained blows on him while he’s down (again).
By now the man in red, who was seen earlier in the video, appeared to have given up on restraining either of them and watched the drama continue to unfold in front of him.
The man in black then stood over his rival, who was lying down in a heap, and exclaimed: “NB, KA LIMPEH CHUEY TAIJI AH! (nb, you want to find problem with me ah!)”.
Potential penalties
According to Chapter 224 of the Penal Code, anyone who disturbs public peace by fighting in public is guilty of committing an affray.
Upon conviction, offenders could face a jail term of up to one year and/or a fine of up to $5,000.
According to Chapter 321 of the Penal Code, anyone who performs an act that causes hurt to a person is guilty of Voluntarily Causing Hurt.
Upon conviction, offenders could face a jail term of up to 3 years and/or a fine of up to $5,000.