I broke my personal record of being in a relationship in the shortest time.
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Before this, the shortest relationship time I had was 9 months. Today, I broke the record. From 9 months, to 12 minutes.
So today, exactly 10am, we declared to be in a relationship. We went to a restaurant to eat as our first date. All good until she asked me this :
“What’s your star sign? You know, your astrology sign.”
I asked her why she asked and she said she really needs to know cause she believes in it. I laughed cause I thought she’s joking.
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She’s not.
I told her that I don’t believe in any of these. So I broke up with her on the spot.
I paid for both of our food as a courtesy for the time spent.
What a red flag. Better luck next time for myself. Watch out everyone.
Here are what netizens think:
- Astrology read for fun can already. Sometimes it seems like there is some similarities to what we are but might be just coincidence.
- I had 9 mins relationship before. This girl on my first blind date I brought her see a movie. We entered the cinema and before the movie starts she said she wants go toilet and she never came back. That’s the last time I’ve seen her.
- Are you scared that both of ur signs don’t match n that y u dump her first? Lol
- Sorry bro, but saizerya not considered restaurant…student meals are available at mcdonalds as well