I’m married with 3 kids and all the normal stress that comes with work, bills and having a low income. It’s been months since my wife and I last got intimate.
Between the kids, work and general stress neither of us have really had the time or urge.
But…
On Saturday my Mum is having the kids for the night. We’ve booked a hotel in the centre of town so we can go out for a meal and drinks then head back to the hotel.
We’re both so excited to have some actual adult time. We’ve both been super eager since we’ve booked and it’s like we’re both just trying to keep a lid on it until we can just go wild on Saturday.
She has no idea that I’ve gone and ordered some viagra and a little toy, and I’m going to bang her brains out all night.
As God is my witness I will give her the best night she’s ever had! I love my wife so much and she’s smoking hot and I WILL BANG HER BRAINS OUT!
That is all
Netizens’ comments
- Bro, you should be writing cards for Hallmark.
- Damn, that was a beautiful poem homie.