MAN PRETENDS TO BE A WIDOWER WITH NEPHEW & NIECE TO BLUFF WOMEN INTO BED

I used to use my nephew and niece to get laid when they was younger by claiming they were my kids and I was a widower

I used to take my nephew and niece when they was young kids (ages 6 to 12) everywhere with me to the park and out to eat just so girls would notice me a single guy with cute kids.

I would claim I was a widower raising my two kids alone and I got laid many many times esp girls in their early 20s who thought I was such a sweet guy. I was aged roughly 27 to 31 when I did those things.

I got married at 31 and stopped an it’s been a few years now but I still feel guilty for those things.

Netizens’ comments

1. My uncle used to do this. My parents split when I was about 6 months old. My mom was in school during the day, so my 2 uncles would watch me (moms brother and moms sisters bf).
   Uncle E worked 2nd shift. Uncle T worked 3rd shift. Uncle E would take me with him shopping literally just to meet women.
   Women would comment about how cute I was, he would give them some sob story about how my “mother” abandoned us. He would end up with the phone numbers of so many single women.
   It was his “ho phase” cus he had just gotten out of s bad relationship, so all the dates he went on were literally just hookups, but bottom line is, his stupid ploy worked DOZENS of times.
2. And it actually worked? I have four nephews when they were little we spent a lot time together but never got laid, but I did have a weird encounter with a couple good looking ladies, my sister in-law back then is with three of the nephews we’re in a fast food place and this two ladies walked in with their kids and were flirting with me..
3. Anyone has any kids that I can borrow?