This happened to me today. While I’m crying over how miserable I am and the money lost, maybe I’ll ask you guys what could have gone different.
I was driving along PIE when suddenly a weird feeling came to my stomach.
I thought, OK, time to use the loo soon, I should be able to get home in time. But halfway up the highway, the feeling was much worser and I started feeling like throwing up as well. However there was nowhere to go, I was along that stretch of PIE circling the central catchment area.
So I started speeding, 100 maybe 105 in order to get off the highway faster… And just nice, I saw a TP bike pass me. Blue red lights flashing, and I was asked to stop be the roadside.
I thought oh no… I’ll have to wait longer, and indeed I did. The tp was at his bike for a good 5 minute or so? By then my stomach was in great pain.
The s*it thing was, when the tp finally came to my window, my bowels really couldn’t take it anymore and everything came out. I was so grossed out by what happened, that I vomited… Out the window, on the tp’s pants.
The tp was taken aback and took a while to register what was happening.
But in the end, long story short, I had come down with some bad food poisoning. Had to sit on the side of the road because the tp assessed that it wasn’t safe for me to continue driving, had to wait for an ambulance to get me to the hospital, had to pay for extra towing to get my car to a cleaner, and I probably have to pay 400-500 to clean my car. The car will probably never smell right again too.
Fml. At least I didn’t get a fine for speeding.