After getting divorced and spending some intimate time with women, it made me realize something about my ex wife…
…and it’s how awful she smelled. I just thought it was normal since we married young and were together for quite some time. But her hair always smelled PUTRID.
If we were cuddling, her hair and scalp literally always smelled like someone deep-fried sweat, and then let it sit in the sun all day. That’s how her hair always smelled.
She would go weeks in-between washing her hair but she would always just say “it’s not healthy to wash your hair often”. But then her head was a literal grease ball.
After spending some time with new ladies via bumble + tinder, it’s like the most magnificent revelation: That women CAN have proper hygiene and their hair can smell AMAZING.
My mind is simply blown, and it makes me so very grateful for following through with getting a divorce.
To all the women out there with hair that smells like berries and other tantalizing scents, I salute you. That is all.