A man shared how he stands on his balcony every night in the dark and stare at ongoing traffic.
Here is the story
After the wife goes to bed the dark knight rises.
My wife and I live on the top floor of our apartment. There is a roundabout and relatively popular road right behind our apartment below our balcony.
Every night after my wife falls asleep I’ll turn out all the lights in the living room (that way you can only see my outline from the road.) and I’ll go and stand on my deck and loom at all the people who drive by.
Usually from 11:30 PM 12:27 AM. Idk why I do this, but its fun. I hope they see me and it really just gives them a story to tell when they get to their destinations.
“How was your drive?”
“Fine, I guess.”
“Was that guy out at that apartment again?”
“Yes!, we have to move into a better neighborhood.”
When it rains I wear a poncho and let it flap in the wind. Not the most scandalous confession ever, but I probably don’t want my loved ones knowing about this particular hobby of mine.