NSF SCARED TO GO TOILET AT NIGHT, PEE IN BED & IT DRIPPED DOWN THE BUNK ONTO HIS BUDDY

What are the most Siao Lang stories you’ve heard/experienced first hand in NS?

Can be anything ranging from the ridiculous lengths blatant chao keng warriors go to to pes e psychos threatening to stab you with a pen. Anything under the sun pls

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1. ACS dude was afraid of going to the toilet alone at night, will always wake people up to accompany him, asked everyone and anyone after his buddy got tired of him having to pee 2-3 times every night.
   During one particularly difficult day, we were all dead tired at night and none of us entertained his toilet request. Middle of the night, the entire bunk woke up to loud shouting and cursing, the poor guy couldn’t hold it in anymore and wet his bed, urine dripped down onto his buddy’s face lol.
2. Heard of a guy who didn’t want to use the toilets at Tekong, so he planned on holding it in for the whole two weeks. The superiors heard about this, and they made sure he ate properly and shit properly, and one of the sergeants actually had to wait outside his toilet and go in to see if he actually took a shit before flushing it.
3. My BMT got this guy for his entire 2 years in NS, from BMT to unit, acted like some retarded blur cock who stutter alot. ORD come out 180 like a different person, talk until very suave. Now is some insurance agent.
4. Guy accidentally booked in on a Sunday and the Guard house did an impromptu check on his iPhone. Camp was not greenlight for smartphone back then. Found “man on man” videos and him soliciting male prostitutes with his own kkj pics. He was investigated by ISB/SIB and the case officer took MC after writing the report. The case officer had to document the convos, videos and photos.
   Same guy was found loitering in sergeant’s bunk with pants down and weird stain on bed sheets. Claims he didn’t do anything.
   Same guy molested a new officer fresh from OCS during weekend duty. Touched his abs and stuff. Poor officer broke down and cried in toilet.
   Same guy got sent to SAFDB a few times but even they couldn’t stand him at times. Complained that blanket was not soft and bed too hard. SAFDB commandant pleaded not to send him there again, the people had to draw lots on who will stand guard for his cell. I reckon his 2 years got extended to 3.5 due to his time in DB.
5. Platoon mate couldn’t get marksman for Combat Shoot.
   Throws SAR21 onto the floor before initial check clear at range. (Not sure if unexpended rounds still in chamber)
   Whole detail’s score gets disqualified and had to go back range a few months later to repeat whole live firing conduct.
6. Nothing much. Just a regular SGT attended a course which was conducted by a CPL nsf. Don’t know what SGT did to pissed off the nsf, he got half-rights at the parade square in full view of the rest of the camp trainees. We nsf instructors generally give leeway to regulars, but this one is damn ballsy by both parties. You know how xiasuay for a regular to get punished by a NSF?
7. My platoon mate in BMT was a few years older than the rest of us JC batch. He was really friendly dude, but we all knew he was the type to chao keng whenever he could. One day he went missing during morning PT (running around sch 1). Turns out he had snuck onto the roof of another coy’s building and threatened to jump down (a few enciks had to convince him to step off the ledge). Our PS came into our bunk that night and told us to make sure our lockers were locked before we slept in case the guy decided to take our SOGs and stab us or something. Last I heard he managed to PES F.
8. Hearsay guy threaten to chop up OC wife and serve her liver to him when he kenna confined. Last I heard he got investigated by ISD and put on watchlist.