Most tekan Stand By Bed (SBB)/Stand By Area (SBA) stories?
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I’m sure we’ve all been there. It’s a Friday afternoon, you and your bunkmates have some admin time to area clean.
You use wet wipes and think you’ve cleaned everything relatively spotless. Until you’re sergeant or Sergeant Major comes in, magically finds some dust on top of your locker.
The weird circle grouting near the windows, still dirty and dusty. The bunk ladder is detached by your RSM and is dusty af. Shoes not aligned, buckle for field pack not buckled.
In no time at all, you’re facing the tiled floor as you down 20.
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Curious to hear your worst SBB/SBA stories.
Netizens’ comments
- I’m from the time when stand by bed at parade square was still practiced…..
Imagine carrying every fucking thing – cupboards, bed, everything down to the parade square and arranging them as though it was your bunk. - We cleaned the toilet. Washed and scrubbed till back pain.
Encik: Very impressive gennerman. So clean till no cock hair.
Us: Yes encik.
Encik: Please gathering everyone in the toilet. Must show them how it is done.
Us: Uhhh whole platoon?
Encik: Yes.
Whole platoon proceeds to gather in toilet. Encik climbs up onto the sink.
Encik: Whole lot CB! Can’t you see that the toilet floor is wet? Whole lot sit up position change! You all do until the floor is DRY! - sbb for 5 hrs, 3 lvls of bunks surveyed by one sgt major, go from lvl one up, any mistake spotted everyone redo, but sgt major will not tell u what the mistake is, once spotted will just semula whole coy.
- How about having a standby universe and getting all your shit thrown out of the locker?
- My sergeant found a speck of dust on top of my buddy’s cupboard, and my buddy tried to be funny and said some joke about dust that I can’t remember.
Then he ended up doing 5 counts of 4 jumping jacks, where he had to say “i will not be funny anymore” at each count lol
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