This kind samaritan had just come back from collecting his Party T-shirt and guess what he found at his neighbour’s front door?
Yes, you got it, a pile of faeces… what would you have done if it was you? You can catch his comments and videos below:
Facebook user Alvin Phua shared this on his Facebook post:
“So, I just came back to the bar after collecting my PSP T-shirt and being told that they have yet allocated me a job.
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“Anyway, a strong awful stench haunted the dear staff and we found out that someone had defecated right on the doorstep of our neighbour, two doors down, who is yet being allowed to be open. It was an ‘impressive’ huge pile.”
“I decided to do the dirty job. But it got me thinking about Singapore politics again. haha ya, no shit.”
“And they think we Singaporeans do not know how to see the difference between good shit and bad shit, and so they created all kinds of shits to block and narrow our already shitty views and also to put shits on the other parties.”
“Now I might not have cleared shit, never mind such humongous pile, in public before, and this ‘flush and dilute’ method is probably not the best, but since no one around is willing to do the shit job this time and this moment, you cannot blame me for never having done such shit job before to do the shit job. Sure, the record-breaking size shit is not on our doorstep but since we cannot control how any gentle air movements may dictate how the stench of the shit flow, it is only good for us and the neighbourhood that we should try, at least once in a while, to help one another of their shit, which may or may not affect us, because like it or not, we are all in this shit together.”
“I am telling this story not because I want you to know I did a small good deed but because it made me giggle… and gagged.. a lot.”
“It made me giggle because I realized my first job since volunteering is trying to clear, to ‘flush and dilute’ a big powerful looking shit in a PSP T-shirt!!! haha”
Source: Alvin Phua Facebook
*DO NOT watch this seriously yucky video while you are eating or drinking or that you have a weak stomach.”