SG MAN SHARES WORLD MAP OF WOMAN HE HAS “TRIED”, SAYS HE WANTS TO CONQUER THE WORLD
Throwaway account because my main can easily be tracked by my NS kaki, but I just need to get this off my chest.
Yesterday, my close friend group was having drinks at a bar near Boat Quay. We were talking about travel goals and bucket lists. Out of nowhere, this guy in our circle—let’s call him “Bro A”—pulls out his phone with this massive, smug grin. He opens up a custom Google My Maps app and shows us a literal world map.
But it wasn’t a map of places he’s visited. It was color-coded by the nationalities of women he has “tried” & “eat”.
I am not even kidding. East Asia was shaded blue, Southeast Asia was green, Eastern Europe was yellow, and parts of Western Europe were red. He even pins specific locations with dates and “ratings” or comments like “very feisty, high maintenance” or “super polite, 10/10 service.”
While the rest of us were just sitting there frozen, process-ing the sheer absurdity and absolute cringe of it, this guy legit takes a sip of his pint, leans back, and says with total straight-faced confidence: “My life goal is to conquer the world, bro. One continent at a time. I need to clear South America next to unlock the achievement.”
The secondhand embarrassment was unreal. He’s 37 this year, working a comfortable corporate job, but acting like a horny 18-year-old on an online forum who thinks women are Pokemon to be collected. He genuinely thinks he’s some high-SES alpha male explorer, completely oblivious to how toxic and desperately sad it actually looks.
The worst part? He expects us to high-five him for this “achievement.” We just laughed it off awkwardly to change the topic, but honestly, it left a terrible taste in my mouth. Imagine being a grown-up and your biggest contribution to the world map is… this.
Am I the only one who thinks this is peak brainrot, or is this just standard locker room talk taken to a whole new, psychotic level?