i am the girlfriend, i am just telling probably the funniest incident between me and my boyfriend whomst ive been with for a year.
me and my boyfriend were laying in bed one night, mind u he falls asleep much faster than i do.
he sleeps like a rock but has very vivid dreams, he does the usual sleep talking and moving around. but this night in particular was different.
i had finally gone to sleep and my boyfriend was moving as per usual. he was probably having a nightmare and ends up waking me up with his moving and mumbling.
i turn over to face him and next thing i know, my face is met with his fist. right on the nose and my sleepy tired voice goes “ow babe :(“ to which he replies half asleep “im sorry babe, i thought you were Johnny Sins”.
the next morning, here is the story i am presented with: “Babe, i had such a weird dream. Johnny Sins was in it and he kept trying to screw me.
it woke me up a little and i thought he was in the bed so i started throwing punches.”
My boyfriend thought i was Johnny Sins.