A man shared a story on Twitter stating that he has finally been free from his wife and can enjoy his alcohol or has it refers it “the elixir of life”.
Here is the story:
I finally walk a free man, after I finished signing the papers and cancel my wife’s long term pass. Sorry, it should be my EX-wife.
I’m here to share my passion for drinking and I have a collection of alcohol and drink it from time to time (twice a month). However, I have a controlling Thai wife that does not even allow me to drink at all, its nothing crazy just those nights where a friend or family comes over and we have a maximum of 5-7 drinks.
But she insists that drinking will lead to me finding a woman outside but the joke is 90% of the time I’m drinking at home. She has the audacity to say this but she goes out with her Thai friends to drink all the time. I told her: “statistically speaking, that Thailand woman is the number 1 cheater” (I spoke with the voice of Mr Brown AKA Kim Huat) to her. I even showed her results from Google to show that I am right. 100% of the time she drinks until dead drunk and can barely go home and needed me to fetch her.
I purposely used the voice to piss her off and emphasise the “number 1 cheaters”
Walking Free
She is waiting for available flights to return to Thailand and I am more than happy. However, even after signing the paper, I told her that she could stay until she flies back.
The joke is I have been drinking at home even after signing the papers and she still doesn’t see the point, she said that after signing the papers I will be out at some lup sup KTV to find girls.
Well, I prove her wrong! I like to drink relax eat some tasty food got girl no girl I don’t really care. As long they are fun people.