GUY SAYS SG WOMEN IN THEIR 30S ARE HARDER TO DATE CAUSE THEY ARE “LEFT ON THE SHELF”
SON BEGS FATHER FOR A ROLEX TO LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL, END UP BUSINESS FAIL
I GAVE IN TO MY BF’S REQUEST FOR ‘THREE-WAY’, HE BROUGHT MY COUSIN OVER
GIRL TOLD BF THAT HER MORONIC EGO IS GOING TO DESTROY HIS FUTURE
MAN THINKS THAT FEMALES HAVE IT EASIER BUT YET STILL TALK LIKE THEY’RE SUFFERING
WEALTH NEVER SURVIVES 3 GENERATIONS, YP SELLS GRANDFATHER’S GOLD TO HANG FLOWER IN DISCO
MAN SAYS HIS NEIGHBOUR KEEP SHOUT ‘YES BABY’ EVERY NIGHT TILL HE CAN’T SLEEP
AIRCREW SAYS THEY OFTEN SERVE ‘DOG FOOD’ FOR VEGAN PASSENGERS
GIRL GLAD THAT HER CHEST ‘UPSIZE’ DURING PREGNANCY BUT NEVER ‘DOWNSIZE’ AFTER GIVING BIRTH
MAN UNSURE HOW TO HANDLE NOISY NEIGHBOURS, NETIZENS TELL HIM TO SUE
