I just pooped myself at work and I don’t know how to face anyone at work anymore.

I just had the worst thing ever.. I pooped myself at work. It was so bad. I was able to get to the bathroom but I didn’t make it to the toilet.

It was so bad. I had to throw my underwear away and my pants in the bag. Had to clean the toilet seat.

I want to cry. My husband works with me and he was able to get a blanket from our car for me and to get me out of there and go home but I am so so freaking embarrassed

I literally want to quit my job. I am so afraid of being known as the girl who pooped herself at work. I want to throw up and cry.

My anxiety is through the roof right now. I know I didn’t get out unscathed. I know people saw it, smelled it or something.

I am curled up in a blanket after coming home and showering and I am sinking into a huge panic attack. I don’t want to be known as the girl who pooped herself. oh my god.

Edit: it’s my husband and my’s 10 year anniversary today. He keeps thanking me for pooping myself so we can go home early on our anniversary lmao

Netizens’ comments

1. If you are a nice person and people at work like you they will just be concerned and hope you’re okay.
   If you are a jerk, only then do you have to worry about being known as the girl who pooped herself at work lol
2. If I worked with them I’d feel bad for them and know how it feels to have done that. Unless they were a jerk to me or something then I’d suggest they were full of it so bad it began to leak.
3. All you need is to let it get around that you had a stomach bug. Everyone can understand that. I know you feel embarrassed but I assure you no one will really care.
4. Honestly, i don’t think they’d really care.
5. I know right now the anxiety has a hold on you, but keep a few things in mind:
   •Every single person in that office poops.
   •People really don’t care that much.
   •Literally, sh-t happens. Sometimes people have stomach trouble and…sh-t happens. Big whoop. Breaking news: Human bodies not always perfect. Again, people don’t care that much.
   •If you can laugh at it it takes its power away. It’s kind of funny, right? If you can put aside any possible “embarrassment”…it’s kinda funny. It’s a story you can tell someday.

I wish I had a boyfriend to sleep with all the time.

I’m always in the mood and my libido is very high, and I wish I had a boyfriend that I could just call up and let him know how much I want him.

Yeah FWB are cool, but they’re not always available and they usually have other sides pieces.

The thought of exclusivity with one person excites me so much. Being myself with no filter around a partner is such a turn on.

I would do anything to pleasure my partner. I’d give him the gawk gawk 5000. I want him to be hard in me while being soft with me.

Hopefully I find him soon.

Edit: My main point is that I don’t want meaningless one night stands with a FWB or a fling. I want the ethereal connection that comes with being in love with a significant other.

Yeah I can get the physical touch from temporary hook up, but never the intimate connection.

I want to have hard hair pulling passionate love making sessions as I caress his face and look into his eyes while we release our souls and merge them into one.

I want him to slap, bite, choke me and f my brains out, while he tells me how much he loves me whole heartedly.

With that said, I’m not interested in getting f-ed by any of you. I can get it anywhere, but not the love that I yearn for.

Netizens’ comments

1. RIP your inbox, lol
2. Oh no baby what is you doing? RIP your inbox.
3. May god bless your inbox, and good luck with your wishes ig
4. Just wish I had a girlfriend in general
5. This is the default mode for many guys who wants a girlfriend but can’t get one. ”Funny” to hear that girls can get stuck there too

Im boring because im poor

About a week ago i was hanging out with a friend. We haven’t seen each other in like 3 years. We were catching up and she asked me about my life.

A lot has changed. Rather a lot has stopped happening. When we were hanging regularly we were always hitting the town or some party or something.

Now I just work and go home because it’s all i can afford to do. When i told her all i do is work and go home she said “Wow! Are you becoming boring?”

We laughed. It wasn’t meant to be a dig. I didn’t think anything of it till i realized today everyday since then at least once those words ring through my head.

Im becoming boring. I refused to believe something so silly could bother me but today i realized i kept thinking about it cause it does actually bother me.

I feel like ive been priced out of fun. Ive kinda always had that thought in the back of my head as my routine has been the same for the last 3 or so years.

I feel better not leaving the house cause i know i wont spend money that way. It seems like it costs money just to go outside these days.

I cant afford dinners or bars or movies or music events anymore so i just haven’t. I always say no to doing something cause the guilt of spending money i know i dont have outweighs any fun i could have at any given activity. Now i dont even get invited out anymore.

This is all silly. A silly reason to be bothered. Just wanted to get it off my chest.

Netizens’ comments

Yeah, I can relate to not really being able to do anything “fun”, at least outside my house. With bills and groceries, there isn’t much left. But I wouldn’t let that “boring” label stick to you, that’s just ridiculous. Are you living for yourself or someone else? Do you constantly want to think of the things you don’t have, rather than the things you can be grateful for?

Took me a long time to learn, that my life doesn’t revolve around other people. Sure, there are millionaires going on vacations, buying expensive crap, and living the good life, but that should not and does not affect me. You need to learn how to improve yourself and do things YOU enjoy. Okay, that’s fine, all your friends are doing these fun activities…and? So what. Enjoy the things you can do for free. You commented that you don’t like activities that can be done for free, but I heavily doubt that. You just need to do the things YOU enjoy, not some hiking, walking, dancing, or any other crap others suggest. That’s what THEY like.

Ex-wife (39F) is going homeless. Our 2 daughters (4F & 6F) are moving in with me (33M) but I refuse to let my ex-wife move into my house.

My ex-wife and I were married for about 7 years and have 2 daughters. The end of our marriage was rocky and she ended up divorcing me about a year and a half ago. It was a hard time for me but after everything was finalized, I understood that the divorce was really needed and I’m truly happy now. I have moved on long ago and progressing in my life like never before. We have a good co-parenting relationship, but nothing more. I live in my own home and my ex lives in an apartment she rents.

My ex recently called me to ask for help. She hasn’t been doing well financially and can’t afford rent anymore. She told me she had nowhere to go. She asked if she could move in together with our daughters for a couple of months until she finds a new job and new place.

She said that she was going to help me out at home by cooking, cleaning, and doing all the housework. She kept going on about how she had nobody and that I’m her last hope. She said that she knows I’m able to take care of all of us financially and that it would be amazing if I helped her out in these tough times.

I told her first off that I’m ready to take in our daughters full-time whenever needed and that she could let me know anytime when I could come to pick up their stuff. My daughters are my number 1 priority and I’ll always take care of them no matter what happens.

I did tell her that I won’t let her move in under any circumstances. I told her that the financial safety and security I provide are a privilege she doesn’t have. I am always ready to take care of our daughters, but what happens to her is non of my concern.

She started crying and she kept telling me that she would be the perfect housewife and help out as much as she could. I told her that I don’t need nor do I want her as my housewife.

I know that I come off as heartless but I don’t see why it would be my obligation to help her. She isn’t my wife anymore so anything that doesn’t concern the kids, I truly don’t care about. The only obligation I have is to take care of our daughters and I’m going to do that without hesitation. I don’t want to have my ex involved in my life any more than she already is and have no plan to change that.

Do you guys think I owe her help in this situation?

I know for a fact if I went through this situation, she wouldn’t even give me the time of day. Let alone help me in any way.

My wife doesn’t remember us f-ing each other and I’m very weirded out by it.

I (41m) am currently going through major issues and am likely about to be divorced from my wife (33f). We’ve been having issues for a while stemming from her admission a couple years ago that she was not attracted to me.

Since that happened I can count on one hand the amount of times we’ve been together. We stayed together for logistical reasons and for our daughter.

We are best friends and not fighting or anything. Aside from the intimacy stuff, things were good. I just accepted things and surprisingly wasn’t that affected by it.

A couple weeks ago I was laying in bed and she came in the room and snuggled up to me and started grinding on my leg and such.

Again, this hadn’t happened in a long time and since finding out about how she felt, I’ve not wanted to make her uncomfortable so I don’t even ask for anything.

This went on for about 5 minutes until I decided to at least try and kiss her. We ended up having….a good session and I was kinda blown away by it all.

I didn’t want to bring it up the next day for some reason, I just assumed it was her throwing me a bone or something and I wasn’t about to complain.

Here’s where it gets odd. Just a few days ago there was some things that went down and now it looks like the end.

During our talks I asked what the incident was about and….she didn’t remember it happening the way it did. She claims I came on to her and made the first moves and such.

It’s neither here nor there on this. Getting to the bottom of things isn’t going to say my marriage. I’m honestly confused and kind of worried about her because I am 1000% certain I’m correct.

Can anybody offer insight into what might have happened?

Warning for any guys looking to get a “massage” at Orchard Towers

It’s a scam, or at least very overpriced. I went to the 3rd floor on the front block knowing it was that kind of massage and I thought it was a good deal because the lady said it was 50 dollars.

but it turns out that was just for a room, and 50 extra for a hand job and paizuri each (she saw I had a 100 SGD bill on me and didn’t wanna give change I guess and I didn’t wanna start a fight)

so the total was 150 SGD and it lasted only like 10 minutes with nothing else. No actual massage either.

I’ve gotten a proper massage plus a hJ for only a 100 ringgit in Bukit Bintang, Frankfurt charged 80 Euro for the same thing as BB, and 50 SGD got me bj + hj + fj in Geylang (43).

Thank goodness the govt isn’t renewing licenses for this place.

Also don’t feel bad for me guys, I’m an Asian American* tourist who overbudgeted for the trip to SG anyway.

Netizens’ comments

1. 10 mins is becos you pew pew too fast?
2. They see you vegetable head, can chop, of course chop lah. What you expect?
   It’s Orchard Towers, you don’t go there if you don’t expect to get chopped.
3. Heard a similar story from a friend. OT has a terrible rep. They basically gave him blue balls and made him pay an extra $100 to finish. And yeah, he was white and american so i think they definitely target y’all
4. Welcome to Singapore, where you got scammed left right and in the middle
5. ayo… drop more details about the geylang one 😏😏😏
   • (OP) The manager/pimp spoke to me in Chinese at first but then realized I didn’t understand so he switched to very broken English
     Women there are Thai, and though talking with the one I picked was pretty difficult she still seemed to know what to do, especially with shower together, changing position to make sure my dick went into her pussy, and also giving me kisses all over my face

Do you fear getting old, sick and dying?

I am 28 this year. My mental health has been degenerating every year as I get older. Is it true as you get older, you fear death more?

Watching my parents aging and struggling with chronic diseases make me feels terrified and apprehensive.

I have been trying to live a healthy lifestyle, dont smoke and no drinking, I still fear I maybe walking their path in 10-20 years time.

It feels like this meat machine of mine is failing at an accelerating speed day by day, year by year. Suddenly the tick, tick, tick of time became tangible.

Netizens’ comments

• No. It’s inevitable anyways, we’ll all eventually grow old and slowly rot away before kicking the bucket, some sooner than others.

That’s just how life is, no use fearing it.

• One have to come to term with death. Only then you can appreciate the present and live life to the fullest.

• I’m 66 this year and luckily still quite healthy. I know that I could go in the next 10 or 20 years or sooner. Do I fear it? No. I have had an eventful life but I have always tried to be good to people. When I go it will be with an easy conscience. Live life to the full but be fair to all.

My hubby has a bad habit of always being very touchy in the middle of the night during sleep. Fondling or putting his heavy arm over my body the entire night.

Over the years, I have developed very bad sleeping because of him and became very grouchy in the day. I get startled easily in the night and I need to wake up at 4am+ for work.

When Hubby didn’t sleep well, he simply MC all the way and he don’t care. Seriously he can clock beyond the MC quota per year and has been changing 22 jobs for the past 18 years.

I have been thinking of separating room with him and I rather sleep with my boys. But this is not a long-term solution due to room layout also.

I need help or else I will feel my productivity very low and I’m seriously sick of my hubby’s irresponsible habits all these years.

All the scolding and divorce threats on him don’t work.

Netizens’ comments

• He may touch you unconsciously when he’s sleeping. Maybe cannot be controlled since he is not conscious.
  However, bad / insufficient sleep is very detrimental for the body and mind.
  Get another bed or split the queen to two single, etc. Don’t sacrifice your health.(To keep your marriage or not is a separate issue)

• Fonding is one of the love languages between couple. This is one of it that your hubby do it to you. How about yours expectation or love language to your hubby?

• I am more concerned about the 22 jobs in 18 years.