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‘AH SIA’ GOT A HONDA FOR HIS 21ST, UPSET THAT IT IS NOT A BMW

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My 21st birthday was supposed to be the best day of my life. After all, I was finally an adult and could do whatever I wanted.

Parents bought me a brand new Honda, but I was not happy

My parents had promised to give me a surprise present and when I went to the carpark with my parents to collect my ‘present’ that morning, I was sure it would be something special. But I was so disappointed when I saw what it was – a Honda.

My friends had all been given BMWs by their parents on their 21st birthdays and I was so envious of them. I felt like my parents didn’t love me as much as they loved my friends. I wanted to feel special, not just like an average Joe with a Honda.

I tried to be grateful for the Honda, but all I could think about was how my friends had it so much better than me. I wanted to show off my new Honda, but I knew everyone would compare it to my friends’ BMWs and I would feel embarrassed.

So instead of celebrating, I spent the day sulking in my room, feeling sorry for myself. I was so angry at my parents for not giving me what I wanted.

I thought they should have known better than to give me a Honda when they knew I wanted a BMW.

It took me a while to get over my disappointment, but even though I did get over that disappointed stage, I still was not very pleased with the Honda I got and wished that I got a BMW instead.

I know I should be counting my blessings and grateful that I got a Honda, but whenever I see my friends with their BMWs, I cannot help but feel left out of their social circle.

“THERE WAS HIGH LEVEL OF TRUST IN S’PORE DURING PANDEMIC” – COVID WHITE PAPER

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The government has released the White Paper on Singapore’s Response to COVID-19, in the wake of Singapore stepping down its remaining COVID-19 measures and moving into a new endemic COVID-19 normal. The White Paper reviews our whole-of-nation response to the pandemic and sets out key lessons for Singapore, so we can be better prepared for the next pandemic.

The White Paper draws on the insights from an internal review by former Head of Civil Service Mr Peter Ho and the findings from after-action reviews conducted by government agencies. The White Paper seeks to synthesise the breadth of perspectives gathered to offer as balanced and objective an account as possible of our COVID-19 response.

Reviewing our experience

What we did well

Relative to other countries, Singapore has done well in protecting both lives and livelihoods. We maintained the resilience of our healthcare system and successfully vaccinated the population. The assistance rendered to businesses helped them stay afloat. Livelihoods were preserved through support schemes for self-employed persons as well as skills training and job placements for displaced workers. As a result, we averted a deeper economic crisis. We also kept our air, port and land links open so global supply chains could continue to flow to and through Singapore and the region.

The pandemic affected daily life. Many Singaporeans experienced severe life stressors at home and at work. Public and private organisations worked hand-in-hand to offer additional financial, social and mental well-being support to the vulnerable. We continued educating our students throughout the pandemic, avoiding the severe learning disruption faced by students in other countries. Most of all, there was a high level of trust in fighting this pandemic together – between the government and people, amongst individuals and communities.

What we could have done better

There were also areas where we could have done better, in particular, the outbreak in the migrant worker dormitories during the early months of the crisis which could have spiralled out of control and overwhelmed our healthcare system. Another was our ability to scale contact tracing efforts to keep pace with the intensity and pace of outbreaks. The TraceTogether (TT) programme faced slow adoption initially, and suffered a setback with the disclosure that TT data could be used for criminal investigations following earlier reassurances that the data would only be used for contact tracing.

The government could have also been less definitive in its initial position on mask-wearing, and more flexible in its implementation of safe management measures. The constantly changing rules were frustrating for businesses and individuals. The switch to home recovery also happened too quickly, causing significant anxiety among infected individuals and their family members.

Finally, on border measures, we had to make difficult decisions around whether to close the borders, whom the restrictions should apply to and thereafter, when to reopen borders. On hindsight, we could have tightened borders more aggressively when confronted with signs of the virus spreading rapidly elsewhere, as well as eased them earlier as soon as it was clear that the main danger would no longer be from imported cases.

These issues have prompted reflection on the important lessons to be drawn from our COVID-19 experience. Where we have done well, we will cement these gains for the future. Where there have been shortcomings in our response, we will identify and tackle them, to be better prepared for the next pandemic.

Lessons for the next pandemic

The White Paper distils what we have learnt from COVID-19 into seven key lessons.

a. We need to better establish upfront which dimension to prioritise in each phase of dealing with the pandemic, and to adapt more quickly to the changing situation. Our crisis response should strike the right balance between precision and ease of implementation, and we should not let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

b. We need to strengthen Singapore’s resilience as an economy, society, and nation. We should maintain access to key resources by building buffers, invest in critical systems and capabilities to marshal our resources well, and enhance the adaptability of our infrastructure and workforce so we can pivot quickly when we need to.

c. We should deepen engagements and strengthen partnerships with the people and private sectors to harness their strengths. To do this well, the government must develop an eco-system to support and nurture these relationships in peacetime.

d. We should expand our healthcare capacity and strengthen public health expertise and organisational capabilities, especially in communicable disease control and management.

e. Science and technology ought to be better leveraged to support future pandemic crisis management and response. We need to invest in data engineering capabilities and interoperable systems across government, as well as enhance the cybersecurity of our systems.

f. The pandemic emphasised the need for the government to strengthen its structures and capabilities for crisis planning and management. In particular, the range of baseline scenarios for pandemic planning will need to be broadened.

g. Throughout the pandemic, clear and transparent public communications kept citizens informed and reassured, and psychologically prepared for what lay ahead. We will build on this foundation, and consider how else public communications could be leveraged to shape the national psyche in support of important shifts during a crisis.

In this crisis of a generation, we mounted a strong whole-of-nation response. The public, private, and people sectors banded together to deliver the best outcomes for our people and country. From healthcare workers and other essential personnel working on the frontlines, to private companies and community organisations who contributed their time and resources, as well as the many ground-up groups and volunteers who stepped forward to provide support to those in need — all went beyond the call of duty.

The government would like to put on record our appreciation for the dedication and sacrifices of all who were a part of our multi-year fight against COVID-19. We also thank all Singaporeans for displaying considerable fortitude in abiding by the measures imposed at different phases of the pandemic.Members of public may access the White Paper at go.gov.sg/covid-19-white-paper. The White Paper will be debated in Parliament later this month.

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PRIME MINISTER’S OFFICE
8 MARCH 2023

CHIOBU TEACHER LOOK LIKE LISA FROM BLACKPINK, STUDENTS RUSH TO ATTEND HER CLASS

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A history professor at a public university in China went viral for bearing a striking resemblance to Lisa from the k-pop girl group Blackpink.

Photos of the professor inside her lecture room, identified as Ms Tang, went viral on the Chinese social media website Weibo, after being shared online by her students.

The pop idol doppelganger is a history professor at the Chongqing University of Posts and Telecommunications, located in southwest China.

The resemblance between the professor and the k-pop idol is so uncanny, that students at the university are even lining up to attend her lectures.

Some of the students have even resorted to standing outside the lecture halls just to catch a glimpse of the teacher, who is slowly becoming something of a celebrity on campus.

Netizens online are comparing their likeness and scrutinising their resemblance, with many finding it uncanny at how similar they look to each other.

Miss Tang, however, appears to have chosen to remain low-key and private, with not much information about her being available online.

She only posted a statement on one of her social media accounts, saying that she didn’t expect the photos of her to go viral online.

Photos of the professor

Photos of Blackpink’s Lisa

GIRL SAYS THOUGH ANG MO ‘KKJ’ ARE ‘BIGGER’, THEY ARE NOT AS ‘HARD’ AS SPOREAN

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For as long as I can remember, I have always been attracted to Caucasian men. They have a certain charm and appeal that I can’t help but be drawn to.

Growing up in Singapore, I was exposed to a lot of different cultures and races, but I think Caucasian men were the ones that really caught my eye.

Realised that ang mo might be bigger but not as hard as Singaporeans

I had been with Singaporean men before prior to dating my first Caucasian, and I’ve noticed that a common stereotype is that Caucasian men have larger ‘kkj’ when compared to Singaporean men.

This is something that I can’t really deny – I’ve seen it firsthand! The thing is, however, that I’ve noticed that although their ‘kkj’ are indeed bigger, they don’t get as hard as Singaporean men.

I’ve discussed this issue with some of my close friends who are also into Caucasian men, and the consensus is that Caucasian men are really bigger in terms of ‘kkj’ size but not as hard as Singaporean men.

Of course, it’s hard for me or anyone to pinpoint for sure why this is the case. All I know is that I’ve been in relationships with both Caucasian men and Singaporean men and I’ve noticed a difference in terms of the size and hardness.

I’m sure there are plenty of other factors that could contribute to why one man might be more harder than another.

That being said, I still think that Caucasian men are incredibly attractive and I wouldn’t change my preference for them any time soon.

UNI GRAD SENT OUT 800 JOB APPLICATIONS, ONLY 30 REPLIED & SHE FAILED ALL 30 INTERVIEWS

A university graduate in China took to social media to share about her struggles on the job market, failing about 30 job interviews and crying about it.

The girl had majored in copywriting and planning and upon her graduation, sent out more than 800 applications to companies and only about 30 of them responded to her.

She went for interviews with the 30 companies and none of them replied her, with some of them even offering her internships instead with no salary.

She added that the internships offer didn’t even come with the promise of a job offer after, as she cried and asked what is the point of her going to university.

She said that her best friend was earning about 7,500 yuan (or SGD$1,457) working in Beijing, which was a decent salary for a uni graduate in China

But she had to fork out 2,000 yuan (SGD$388) for rental, and always had to work OT, often times working until 3 to 4am and having to wake up again for work at 7am.

The girl lamented how her younger friends are having more success than her, and said that her family is pressuring her to be a teacher or join the government.

It got to a point where she refused to return home for Chinese new year because of the pressure.

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GF OPENED MY PHOTO GALLERY AND SAW VIDEOS OF MY EX AND I IN BED

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My heart was racing as I watched my girlfriend scroll through my phone photo gallery. I had been so careless, leaving hundreds of pictures and videos of my ex and I in bed together exposed for anyone to see.

Wanted to keep the videos and photos as a memento

I had only been with my gf for a few months and I was hoping that she wouldn’t check my photo gallery as I wanted to keep whatever I did before in bed in the past as a memento.

At first, she didn’t say anything. She just kept scrolling through the photos and videos, her expression growing more and more serious with each one she saw. I wanted to say something but I knew it would only make matters worse.

Finally, she put my phone down and looked at me. Her eyes were filled with hurt and betrayal and I knew that this was the end of our relationship.

She didn’t yell or cry, she just looked at me with a sadness that I had never seen before. I wanted to apologize, to tell her that I was sorry, but I knew it was too late.

I had destroyed something that we both valued and it was my own fault.

She didn’t say a word as she got up and walked out of my apartment. I wanted to call her and explain, but I knew it wouldn’t make a difference. I had betrayed her and there was no going back.

That night, I felt more alone than ever before.

I had destroyed something that I had worked so hard to build.

I had been so careless, leaving hundreds of photos and videos of my past indiscretions exposed for her to see. I had hurt the one person I loved more than anything and I knew I would never forgive myself.

My relationship with my gf was over. I had lost something that I had only begun to build and I would never get it back.

MAN ORDERS PORK NOODLES AT CHANGI AIRPORT, GETS A BOWL OF BONES

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Imagine you are hungry and when your food arrived you feel like you get scammed. Such a bad experience when your hungry.

Pork belly noodles become bone noodles

Here is what the man said:

Ordered a pork belly ban mian… All they gave are bones. When I ask the stall why is it not pork belly she said that they give the bottom part of the pork belly which are bones.. Can’t be bothered to argue with her. Food recieved is so different form picture. Complete scam. Paid $6.80 for pork bones… Kopitiam@ changi airport T4

Here are what netizens think:

  • Even they gave the bottom part then where is the middle fat and the top part skin to form the pork belly. Yours look more like soft bone meat. I would have rejected the meal and ask for a refund or they serve me another bowl with whole of a pork belly meat.
  • Nowadays this is the food trick to consumers. So when we buy something. We must really see. They can’t do this way to us who paid for the food. And get the food which is not the one we ordered.
  • I will visit the stall again ordering 2 bowls of same type. if they give me the same with more bones than meat. I will just walk off without paying.
  • Kopitiam food at airport vicinity (or hospitals) always overpriced and tastes sub-par, sometimes I rather eat Maggie mee. Food street at transit area still not bad.
  • Next year you order again mayb left pork belly gravy only…
  • Wah give u bone…. Haha Reminds me of my prata encounter I order chicken they serve me neck…..

MAN SAYS “WIFE IS PREGNANT NOW, LAST CHANCE TO FOOL AROUND IN JOHOR”

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I had been married to my wife for four years. We had discussed having children and both felt ready, but it seemed like the right time had not yet come. So when I told my friends the news that she was pregnant, they were both shocked and incredibly excited.

My friend said: “this is your last chance to fool around in Johor, special special service”.

We had all been friends since poly and had been through a lot together. We had shared some of our most wild experiences and I wanted them to enjoy their last few months of freedom.

I wanted them to have one last chance to do something crazy and irresponsible before we had to grow up and become responsible parents.

On one hand, they were excited for me and my wife and wanted to celebrate the news. On the other hand, they were scared of what this meant for their own lives.

I eventually decided to take me up on my friend’s offer. We spent the next few months attending wild parties, going on crazy road trips in Johor, and generally just having a great time.

We did things that we would never do once the baby was born.

At the end of the day, my friends were grateful for the time we had together. They were also relieved that they had been able to have one last chance to be wild before settling down into adulthood.

My wife and I welcomed our baby boy into the world three months later. Everyone was overjoyed and I felt proud to have been able to give my friends one last chance to be crazy and irresponsible before settling down.

As I look back on our time together, I can’t help but feel a sense of pride. We all grew up together and now, as adults, we’re starting our own families. I’m thankful that I was able to give my friends one last chance to be wild before taking on the responsibilities of parenthood.

TAMPINES HDB HAS LEAKAGE PROBLEM, COMPLAINED SINCE 2021 STILL NOT RESOLVED

Hi guys, I really don’t know what to do anymore because I’ve emailed town council/hdb/my area’s MP but the issue just doesn’t get solved.

Leaking

My house was renovated in late 2020 and the leaking problem was discovered and raised to them in mid 2021. Up till now, it only got worse and I’m very worried my vinyl, wardrobe and paint will wear off because its turning mouldy.

Any advice on what I should do? Recently because of the downpour, the situation got worse and to my horror, I saw a big puddle of water in the room. And now, my common toilet’s ceiling is affected too.

The same wall facing the corridor is leaking also and it’s very obvious the root of it comes from the ceiling.

Here are what netizens think:

  • Happened to me for my neighbors on the top and bottom floor. In the end, I have to pay for renovations 50%, 50% each. Good luck to you.
  • I have the same issue. Write to your MP and town council with the evidence. They will come and repair the roof.
  • top floor then it’s HDB problem. That’s a roofing problem which the HDB has to do water proofing and membrane so keep the rain water from seeping in. Contact HDB area office first before going further up. I had this issue but it’s from the side wall. Settled already.
  • If only happens during downpours, then likely the external wall waterproofing is damaged. My case was wall was wet during downpours and wall got mouldy. Email Town Council and TC repaired the external wall.
  • Top floor shld be from the water tank area. Means water proofing gone. Town Council shld be liable cos its common area.
  • Don’t email. Go down and bang table. Within a year, from start of the complaint, the repair should be free, within DLP.

BOSS THREATENS TO FIRE EMPLOYEES WHO DO NOT PAY FOR TEAM BONDING COST

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I recently had an uncomfortable experience with my boss. We had an office team bonding event planned, and everyone was asked to contribute a certain amount of money to cover the costs.

My boss made it very clear that those who didn’t pay would not be able to attend the event, and that they would be fired if they refused to pay.

At first, I was taken aback by the ultimatum.

After all, it feels wrong to have to pay to participate in a team bonding event. It seemed like it should have been optional, or at least something that the company should have covered.

I talked to a few of my co-workers about it and learned that many of them were also feeling uneasy about the situation. We all had the same thought – why should we have to pay for something that is supposed to be fun and that our employer should be providing?

The pressure from my boss was mounting, and it was clear that he was serious about his threat. He even went so far as to say that those who didn’t pay would be fired. I was beginning to worry that I would be one of those people, as I didn’t have the money to cover the cost.

I decided to speak to my boss directly and asked if there was any way I could attend without having to pay. He said that if I could find a way to cover the cost, then I could attend. But if I couldn’t, then I would be fired.

I was in a difficult position, but after talking to my co-workers, I felt like I had no choice. I had to find a way to pay the cost or else I would be out of a job.

What a Lan jiao boss, no wonder the turn over rate is so hight.