I recently went to Bangkok, Thailand with my Girlfriend for a short holiday.

I had wanted to go on this trip with my boys but she insisted that she wanted to come along and since my boys only want to go Bangkok for the drinks and ‘specials’, they did not come along and so only my girlfriend and I went.

My girlfriend is a goody two shoes and quite innocent.

Her plan while we were at Bangkok was only to go for shopping and food and visiting some tourist places while I agreed and decided to go along with her plan, I had wanted to also go for massages, those with ‘specials’ of course.

I already had certain contacts in Bangkok whom I knew provided ‘specials’ and I knew I had to device a plan to go for it while at Bangkok and not make my girlfriend suspect.

I began to research for places in Bangkok near the massage place which has nice good/chill spots and decided to ask my girlfriend to wait there for me while I went for my massages.

The day came and after we walked for almost a whole afternoon around the streets of Bangkok, my girlfriend started to feel tired and wanted to sit down for a drink.

This was when I knew it was the best time to execute my plan.

I told her that I was feeling sore in my whole leg and told her that I know a place in Bangkok which provide very good foot massages and there were a few nice places to chill around there.

I suggested that she waited for me at one of the cafes nearby while I went for my ‘massage’.

She bought my story and I left at the cafe and rushed to meet my contact in Bangkok for my ‘massage’.

After releasing all my ‘tension’, I left the place a very happy man and went back to meet my gf who did not suspect anything.

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I went to a friend’s birthday staycation some time back and after the main party ended, a few of us stayed back to have drinks together with him and his girlfriend.

We started off playing games and after many many drinks later, we started to talk about almost anything and everything that came to mind as we were all already high.

Out of a sudden, my friend turned to his girlfriend and asked her to stop asking him to lick her ‘down there’ anymore whenever they were doing it as he did not like the smell there.

When his girlfriend asked him what it smelt like, he described the smell as similar to rotten eggs, salty fish and a bit of sotong.

He also said that every time he was forced to go ‘down’ on her, he would hold his breath as the smell there was too pungent and it was simply unbearable.

If it was possible to do so, he would have took a whole can of dettol disinfectant spray and sprayed the whole can at her ‘down there’.

Hearing this and due to our tipsy state of mind, we started to laugh out loud which made her feel awkward and embarrased.

She started to KP him and told him that the reason why she would ask her to go ‘down there’ was because he had a small banana which could not satisfy her needs.

She also said that there is gender equality now so if he wanted her to go down on him, she expected the same from him.

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My ‘sister’ and I only had each other when we were young, she’s older than me by quite a bit, almost 17 years.

Whenever I asked about our parents, she would always tell me that they had passed on long ago leaving the two of us behind.

I believed her even though I had never seen any photos of evidence in our house of our ‘parents’ existence.

Whenever we go out, people would also ask us how we are related as we look quite like one another but our age gap was too big.

I had never suspected anything but all these changed one day when I happened to chance upon my birth certificate which she had carelessly left it on her table and left home.

Turns out that she is my mother

It was the first time that I saw my birth certificate and while I was looking through, I noticed that the particulars of my Father was blank while what shocked me was the particulars of my Mother were those of my ‘sister’.

I called her to come back immediately to find out what had happened.

Went she came back, she cried as she hugged me and called me ‘son’.

She asked for my forgiveness for hiding this from me all these while and explained that she herself is an orphan and had no one with her growing up.

She then met my father who toyed with her and left her after making her pregnant with me.

She was at a loss at what to do but still decided to give birth to me in the end.

As she was only in her late teens when she gave birth to me, she did not want people to look at her as a young single parent and so she started to lie to everyone that I am her brother.

Should I forgive her for lying to me?

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There’s this guy from my clique, for anonymity purposes, lets call him B.

B loves to show off a lot and it can be about anything, whether big or small and this has been ongoing for as long as our clique has been around (we are actually friends from army).

During Army, he would talk big and show off to us about how he can make the commanders listen to him and not give us such a hard time.

We all know most of the times he only talks without any action, but we just let him be and accept him for his ways.

Claimed he recently bought a Lexus

In one of our recent meetups, he drove a Lexus over.

When he saw that we were looking at his Lexus, he started blabbering about how much he bought it for and how good the car is.

He also claimed that he paid full cash for the Lexus which he was driving and said that not many people can do it like him.

When probed for more details about the Lexus, we started to realised that he could not answer some of the details and began to contradict himself.

One of the guys from the clique then asked him if he rented the Lexus from company XXX to which B looked dumbfounded.

Turns out that B rented the Lexus from that particular company and the guy happened to be working in that company and had drove the Lexus before recently.

B then started to change the story that he was initially renting but would be buying it soon.

After that incident, we have never really seen B around anymore and the Lexus is at the rental company which our friend was working in.

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I once had a girlfriend of about four years during my University days and she was one of the most ‘open minded’ person that I know and we had a very fun relationship.

Let me share the story why.

She had a group mate in the second year of our university life who became quite close with her as they spent a lot of time doing work and going out together.

This friend of hers was ‘hot stuff’ and someone that I am sure if any guy sees will surely take an interest.

One day when they went for drinks together, my girlfriend asked me to come along as she wanted to introduce me to this friend of hers.

I had only seen her pictures on instagram and once or twice in real life before that and had no prior interaction with her.

I went along to their gathering and after a few drinks in and we were all high, her friend went to the toilet.

While she was away, I made out with my girlfriend and in my drunken state that her friend is hot and cheekily asked if we could all three go back to my house together.

I thought that my girlfriend would get angry but to my surprise she said that it would be fun and she had always ‘dreamt’ of the three of us ‘playing’ together in bed.

When her hot friend came back, my girlfriend went to propose the idea to her to which she agreed to it as long as we did not mind saying that she had not ‘done it’ for quite a while also.

We then quickly paid for the bill and left for my place.

What happened in my bedroom that night went on a few more times in the remaining term of my relationship with my girlfriend.

My girlfriend’s hot friend is now my wife.

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I was at a family dinner one day when my brother and his girlfriend told us about their intention to go to Bali for a holiday as they had to clear their annual leave.

Me being the joker in our family then casually asked them if they had heard of the ‘break up’ curse before, a superstition which many netizens are discussing about online which says that unmarried couples should avoid going to Bali as there is apparently a ‘curse’ which would make unmarried couples break up.

If you guys don’t believe me, you can go google about it.

Both of them then told me that all these are just a myth that is going on and there is no scientific evidence to support it.

They said that their friends have also told them about this ‘curse’ and many had advised them not to go.

However, they insisted and also said that they will go ahead just to prove that all these are not true.

Went to Bali, broke up within two months of coming back

So they went, on a 6 days trip to Bali.

However, things started to change when they came back.

My brother was mostly at home in his room on his phone while his girlfriend did not come around as often.

Even when she came over to our place, she would leave within an hour or so and would often at times be heard arguing with one another.

Every time she left, she would also be seen wiping tears away from her eyes.

We all could see that she grown more distant and after about two months, my brother announced to my family that they have ended their relationship for undisclosed reasons.

So what do you guys think of the Bali ‘break up’ curse?

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I was approached by a close female colleague of mine for a loan recently and it caught me by surprise as she was one of the few people whom I know that are financially quite stable.

I then asked her the reason as to why she wanted to take a loan from me and she gave me a reason which I do not know whether to pity her or laugh at her.

Face a lot of rejection because of her ‘nei nei pok’

She shared with me that it all started from her teen years where she was often ridiculed by her peers and classmates for having a very small to ‘non existent’ chest.

She was often rejected by guys due to that very particular reason as they would say that she has no ‘appeal’ because of her size.

I tried consoling her by telling her that her size is alright and there are many women with smaller sizes as compared to her and she told me that it was because a few years back took a loan to up her size to a B because she had enough of facing all these rejection.

She added that she was already used to having a small chest and did not want to face unnecessary back pain which is why she only did up to a B.

Recently met boyfriend but he wants more from her

She also shared that her current boyfriend was not satisfied with her size as most of his exes were C and above and he had not tried a Double D before.

Knowing that it is rare to find a Double D in Singapore, he asked her to consider ‘upsizing’ to Double D which would in turn spice up their ‘couple life’.

Wanting to keep her boyfriend happy and not wanting to be rejected anymore, she agreed to his request.

However, as fees for surgery are on the rise as well, she have no choice but to take a loan to do it.

She also told me that she had no choice but to approach me for a loan because I am the only one that she can speak to about the real issue she is facing.

She tried asking others for a loan before but when asked for the reason, she was not comfortable to tell them the reasons for the loan.

Should I loan her the money?

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