A netizen shared a story about the first and last time he went for a massage with his friend.

He thought he was going for a legit, proper massage; but it turned out to be a lupsup one with extra services.

Here is the story:

“I was in a part of Malaysia with my friends for a short holiday and we wanted to unwind.

One of my friends suggested going for a massage and he said that he knew a place that gave him a good time.

“Hmmm, a good time… I could use a good time…” I thought to myself, as my body was aching after finishing a 5D4N jungle exercise (I was in the army back then).

So we followed him to this dilapidated building, which was weird, but the signboards were neon blue and brightly lit.

So we went up this elevator and it took us to this posh looking place, there was even a red (well more of burgundy) carpet from the elevator to the reception counter.

I told them I wanted a full body oil massage and we then went in and changed into the robes given.

They had a huge jacuzzi that was almost as big as maybe half a swimming pool, a freaking buffet, full shower rooms that was bigger than my own house, and a sauna.

I surely wasn’t expecting this place to have so many things inside, judging from how it looks from outside.

We then went to the lounge area and they had a catalogue of the masseuses that were gonna be massaging us.

There were 4 girls left and I let my friends choose first.

Of course they chose the chio ones, and I was last to choose and was left with one chick who was fat.

I said okay, since it was gonna be just a massage and we were not gonna be doing anything anyway.

So soon it was our turn and we went in to our designated room.

She made me lie face down and started massaging me, and at first it felt really good.

I was then confused because as they massage went on, she then started massaging my inner thighs and at one point even spreading my butt cheeks to massage the inside.

I thought well maybe it was their culture or something, maybe it was how they do massages on this side of the causeway.

So I just let her massage the way she wanted.

I soon fell asleep from the massage.

However, I later woke up with my c**k standing up and her rubbing my d**k, she was f**king milking me like a cow.

I was thinking “what the f**k happened while I was asleep?”

I didn’t stop her because since she’s already started (without my consent…), might as well right?

After the massage I confronted my f riend, “what the f**k kinda place is this?”

He deadass told me: ‘You said you wanted a good time sia.”

I told him: “You could’ve been more specific sia and told me earlier so I wouldn’t have chosen the fat girl you cb”

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A netizen shared a story about how he sent an email to a massage shop to check whether they offered happy ending services at their establishment before deciding if he wanted to go down.

But it didn’t turn out to be what he expected.

Here is the story:

“This happened way before the pandemic.

I was about to visit Batam with my friends to fool around, enjoy some cheap food and shop a little bit.

So I wanted to make sure that I had the right places.

And I then found some potential massage parlours online, and I emailed all of them asking about the types of services they offered and whether they offered happy endings.

I even added a winking emoji 😉 at the end of my email.

One of them replied “we are a family oriented establishment, please show a little respect.”

But the real kicker was when I saw the line “Also for your information, we are a foot reflexology centre”.

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A Bangladeshi lady arrived in Singapore believing that an agency had arranged for her to work as a maid, but to her horror the job ended up her as a dancer at a club located in Kampong Bharu.

The bosses of the club offered her SGD$1,000 to have sex with his acquaintance but after she refused, she was slapped. The woman then reported to the Police resulting in the conviction of the club owners.

The case eventually was conducted in the high court, 

Owners of the clubs:

Rajendran Nagarethinam – four charges

Arumaikannu Sasikumar – three charges

Both of them appealed against their sentences Rajendran sucessfully reduced his sentence from 30 month to 19 months jail and $3,000 fine to $2,500

Sasikumars appealed was rejected and he still faces 16 months jail and SGD$11,000 fine.

The judged ruled that the club owners hired the woman for prostitution.

This is not the first time such a case happened, back in 2017 a similar incident happened at Boat Quay

The police said in a media statement on Wednesday (25 Aug) that officers from the Jurong Police Division conducted a raid on a commercial unit at Bukit Batok Crescent at 11.45pm.

11 women and 10 men, aged between 29 and 67 were found allegedly gambling and breaking safe distancing measures.

Two who were arrested from the group were a 42 y.o woman and a 39 y.o man and are suspected for using the unit as a common gaming house.

10 other women and 9 other men are being investigated for gaming in a common house.

Case exhibits seized by the police include a Mahjong set and decks of cards.

Investigations are still ongoing.

If found guilty of using a place as a common gaming house, the penalties are a fine between S$5,000 and S$50,000 and jail for up to three years.

For gaming in a common house, the penalties are a fine up to S$5,000 or imprisonment up to six months, or both.

Image source: Singapore Police Force

A photo started circulating online showning an NSF/NSMan smoking in public while donning his SAF uniform.

It is against SAF regulations to be smoking in public while wearing the uniform, and it is also a chargeable offence under military law.

It is unclear who the serviceman is or which unit he is from.

Image and video source: @complaint.sg on IG

A picture has been circulating on social media with regards to a “chiobu” riding a bicycle clad in a plait top and also high waist denim shorts.

“She” can be seen with a cigarette in her mouth as she presumably turned back to look at the photographer.

Just imagine one day you are cycling at East Coast Park, and you see someone with a similar back view cycling in front of you.

Feeling excited, you whistle out to “her” and she turns back and smile at you.

What would you do?

For us, we would probably cycle the opposite direction as fast as we can.

Image source: @Complaint.sg instagram

A taxi passenger, Arun, took a taxi to work because he was in a hurry rushing to work on 24 August.

Arun then told the driver that he had no cash on him and asked if the driver accepted cashless payments.

The driver told him that his payment terminal wasn’t working, so Arun suggested if the driver could drive him to an ATM to withdraw money or to pay him via bank transfer (PayNow).

The driver then told him that there were no ATMs nearby and he doesn’t have PayNow.

Now, the average Joe would start panicking right now, as we all assume Arun was at the time.

However, the driver then told him not to worry, the trip was on him.

Arun then asked the driver for his phone number so that he could contact him when he gets the money.

The driver told him not to worry about.

Here is the story:

Image source: Deborah Sim on Facebook