Dear Singapore Uncensored,

Yesterday my friend and i went for some midnight durian at Geylang. We saw a bangla guy selling by the road. Selling the durians for only 20cents for one. We were shock that the durian was big and so cheap.

We decided to spend two dollars and buy 10 durians. We brought the durian home to eat. It tasted ok now supreme quality but edible. The following day my friend has a very bad stomach ache and could not stop going to the toilet.

After going for the fifth time in the morning, he notice there were tiny worms in the toilet bowl along with his “product”. Went to the hospital straight. Lucky i never kana.

Dear Singapore Uncensored,

My classmate was send to the clinic after getting infection at her privates.She wanted to have some “solo time” but could not acquire the correct object for the job.

She went to the kitchen and tried to use a banana but apparently the size of the banana could not satisfy her. She proceeded to use a radish to have some fun time. The next day she complain to me that her down there was burning.

I asked her why she used that she said she saw the japanese video “woman using daikon for it”.

She was sent to the medical bay at school but later on to the nearest clinic. I stop using fruits to do it since that day.

Was driving along SLE on Sunday saw this Malaysian uncle with his family on the road.

Suddenly a woman carry her baby and pee out the window.

Honked at him still can honk back.

What if a motorcycle was beside the car or what if they throw out a pamper?

Why baby cannot let him/her wear pamper if outside?

This is causing danger to road users.

Man stealing cash card at carpark beside Seah Im food centre at Harbourfront.

Man was strolling around the carpark looking for cash card left inside the In-Vehicle Unit (IU). He also opened the bike cover to look for any cash card left behind.

Please alert all riders parking at Seah Im food centre.

SINGAPORE: Two grown ass men 28 and 33, have been captured for battling about Pokemon GO, in the main capture identified with the well known gaming application in Singapore, the police said in a news discharge on Tuesday (Aug 16).

The police said they got a call last Sunday reporting a debate between an auto driver and a walker at the auto park passage of Plaza Singapura. Examinations uncovered that the passerby was playing Pokemon GO on his cell telephone while crossing the street.

The auto driver sounded his auto horn at the person on foot, after which a question emerged and blows were traded. Both were captured at the scene, police said.

For the offense of affray, both men face up to one year’s correctional facility or a fine of S$5,000, police included.

She was seen strolling topless amidst the bustling street.

A witness, who needed to be referred to just as Madam Yu, 51, told The New Paper that the lady brought about an automobile overload along Nicoll Highway towards Mountbatten Road at around 5.45pm yesterday.

The senior individual partner, who was in an auto driven by her significant other, said: “The lady was conveying her bra in her right hand. She was walking serenely towards the city close to The South Beach lodging. Numerous vehicles swerved to maintain a strategic distance from her.”

TNP comprehends that there was no mischance amid the occurrence, and the lady is a PRC